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Hosmering

The act of getting belligerently drunk and shouting random obscenities at strangers in public places, often followed by passing out in said public places.
Andy kept yelling, "fuck you and your family." He was hosmering so hard last night.

Guy: Did you see Andy pass out at the Royals' game?
Girl: Yeah, he was just hosmering.
by NotTheRealSausageFingers April 28, 2014
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Holmesing

To purposely pursue females for the sole reason that they are with one of your friends breaking your friends heart therefore enhancing the sexual pleasure.
'ah i Holmesed that biatch till my mate cried'

'i Holmesed all over her last night'

'I can't get enough of Holmesing, i've ruined my mates life'
by Holmo erectus April 7, 2008
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hammering clitties

Vicious anal factory women will do this when male co-workers make a major mistake at work.
"I can't believe it. We lose our biggest customer and all these women are hammering clitties."
by running out of patience March 12, 2008
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HosweKing

The highest level of hoswe a certain person can acheive

You can only earn this rank of hoswe by with a secret rating of your peers based on your actions and motives.
:::Note:::
The hosweking is usually not informed that he is the hosweking.

Only one person in each country can acheive this rank.

to learn more about hoswe check the definition of hoswe first
All hail (Certain Name) the Hosweking!
by Disciple of Hoswe March 30, 2009
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Orthodox Hammering

Vanilla sex. Nothing kinky. Typically missionary style, limited sex sounds and mutual orgasm may or may not occur.
After two years of orthodox hammering, I finally had to find a prostitute to liven things up on the side.

I walked in on my old man giving my mom an orthodox hammering.
by Dick Onchin September 4, 2020
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Hookering

When a female who is a hooker is loitering on a person's property. Probably needs a revaginalazation afterwards.
It's so sad the Rachel was hookering at the motel again.
by Noresun2noAmy2 May 30, 2020
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Hoovering

1. v. To vacuum a floor or rug ;

2. v. Being manipulated back into a relationship with threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. Relationship manipulation often associated with individuals suffering from personality disorders like Borderline Personality Disorder or Narcissistic Personality Disorder ;

3. v. Excessive consumption as in drug or alcohol use ;

4. v. Sexual term describing oral stimulation of the penis, vagina, or rectum ;

5. n. Derogatory term for taking advantage of others by taking more food, drugs, beverages, than paid for or borrowing things and rarely returning them.
1. I was hoovering the second floor bedrooms and hall!
2. After I broke up with my girlfriend, she tried hoovering me back!
3. Last night, Blake was hovering the cocaine as usual!
4. Last night was great, Tanya was hoovering me all night!
5. Alicia is hoovering her brother this weekend.
by Webster's Bro August 6, 2010
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