horslen

an unfinished blow job

guy 1: yo i got a horslen the other day,
guy 2: fuck that sucks

by Major GOWER February 9, 2010

Horsen

A word referring to the relationship of horses and Forsen, a popular Swedish streamer on Twitch.tv, in which he has been sent Gifs of seemingly harmless memes but transition to an image of a horse receiving special services from a woman in a particular appearance by his charitable donators, unfortunately leading to his eventual bans beginning in 2020, although he has received such donations several years beforehand.

It has then evolved to a joke within the Forsen-centric community (such as NymN's chat), leading to emotes commemorating this as well as the spamming of OMEGALULs and LULWs, which evolves into PepeHands and Sadges when the God Gamer is banned from streaming.

Pleb 1 : "Do you know why Forsen got banned?"
Pleb 2: "Horsen monkaE"
Baj 1 : "Horsen OMEGALUL"

Two months later:
Baj 1: "No more Hobosen PepeHands"
Pleb 1 & 2: "Horsen Sadge"

by TheJollyDuck December 2, 2020

The Horsley

Jerking off while driving with your co-worker in the the passenger seat.

Jeff pulled The Horsley while we were headed home today, what is wrong with that guy?

by LUAPNRETS May 23, 2016

horsengoggle

A game, similar to "rock, paper, scissors", to determine or appropriate goods or turns.

"If there ever was an odd amount of items such as food candy or pop we played a game we called "Horsengoggle." Any boy who wanted in on the goodie would stand in a circle with the others and one boy would count to three. On the count of three each boy would hold up 1 - 5 fingers. The fingers were totaled up and the horsengogglee if you will , would count from one to the number of fingers ,starting on his right ,the person that he ended up with received the item . As there was no way to cheat in this "game" it was the fairest system we had and there was never any argument over who won. "
From:
_The Unsinkable_
Dean Felsing Crew member of the Unsinkable
Copyright Jan. 22, 2000 : Dean Edward Felsing

by Emily.Susann December 27, 2008

horlsen

A awesome guy and is always ready for a challenge

my friend is acting like a horlsen

by Benson Handerson February 5, 2017

Horsenuts

Vulgar Slang

Noun: Nonsense, Lies, or Exaggerated talk or writing

Synonyms: Bullshit, Malarkey, Rubbish, Baloney, Crap

The Doctor said my bill from today's medical check up is going to $2,023.25. That's horsenuts if he thinks I am going to pay that!

by Blackmafia72 May 25, 2023

The Ol’ Luke Horsenail

The act of sticking the cock of a dead pig into the mouth of a dying/deceased person.

‘I just attended my Grandad’s funeral’
‘Did you do the Ol’ Luke Horsenail?’

by SconesWithJam March 7, 2021