horsens

One of the ten largest cities in Denmark, Where on the weekends you go and party at the club crazy daisy or paddy's. All the people there love to drink and have a good time and everyone is obsessed with designer clothing.
Some high Class pricks living in Horsens.
Very small town where everyone knows everyone, or at least knows who they are.

Person 1- what do you want to do this weekend here in horsens?
Person 2- Lets go out to the clubs and get fucking drunk!

by J.A.J February 5, 2008

Horsen

A word referring to the relationship of horses and Forsen, a popular Swedish streamer on Twitch.tv, in which he has been sent Gifs of seemingly harmless memes but transition to an image of a horse receiving special services from a woman in a particular appearance by his charitable donators, unfortunately leading to his eventual bans beginning in 2020, although he has received such donations several years beforehand.

It has then evolved to a joke within the Forsen-centric community (such as NymN's chat), leading to emotes commemorating this as well as the spamming of OMEGALULs and LULWs, which evolves into PepeHands and Sadges when the God Gamer is banned from streaming.

Pleb 1 : "Do you know why Forsen got banned?"
Pleb 2: "Horsen monkaE"
Baj 1 : "Horsen OMEGALUL"

Two months later:
Baj 1: "No more Hobosen PepeHands"
Pleb 1 & 2: "Horsen Sadge"

by TheJollyDuck December 2, 2020

horseshoes and handgrenades

The only time/s that almost actually counts.

Mark: "I almost beat that guy!"
John: "Almost only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades."

by DefinitionsR'Us March 31, 2008

set horses

Get along. See eye to eye.

"She and I just don't set horses."

by Ms. Pat December 21, 2006

Golden Horseshoe

The object that propels NASCAR drivers to victory when placed in their anus.

You know he's going to win the race today. He's got the Golden Horseshoe up his ass.

by OnTourIn12 February 28, 2010

Saving Horses

You may know the song “save a horse, ride a cowboy”

The term “save a horse” or “saving horses” is used when someone in doing the deed with a cowboy.

“They’re saving horses!”

“Really?!”

by None-Of-Your-Business June 28, 2018

horseshit and slivers

Antiquated term, used to refer to the supposed ingredients of a poor grade of rolling tobacco, such as Bull Durham. Also may be used a comeback when someone asks what's for dinner.

I swear, that bag of tobacco was naught but horseshit and slivers.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006