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wow, that person was really horsist when they said horses were dumb
horsist by southernhomeskillet August 6, 2017
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French Hornist 

One who plays the French horn. Because of the way French hornists blow into their instruments and the very small size of the French horn's mouthpiece, French hornists are very well known for being amazing kissers.
1: Who do you like kissing the best?

2: That really cute band kid, Conrad.

1: Oh, him? Really?

2: He's a French hornist.

1: Oh, well that makes sense then. What's his number?
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hossistant

An assistant who sleeps with his/her boss to get ahead
Mr. Smith's assistant, Jennifer, had sex with her boss a week before he promoted her. She's such a hossistant!
hossistant by romel adam February 6, 2008
A 3-piece grunge/punk band from Middletown, NY comprised of three brothers Tim,Sean and Chris Murray. They sound like Nirvana plus Sonic Youth meets Weezer and Black Flag.
Dude, did you see that fight?
Yeah, that happens at every HERSISTER show for some reason.
HERSISTER by TimVermin May 21, 2011

hoarsistant 

Some one with no life who prefers to follow orders, and does nothing for them selves. Also prefers to makeout and have sex with older men and likes being called a hoarsistant.
An example is Jenny Mcarthy is a hoarsistant with passion and is proud of it. She has a sexual show called "party at the palms" on channel E.
hoarsistant by Maggie F December 27, 2005
a person who is both homo and racist.
Philomon: you know that white horcist, andrew? yeah he is gay and he is racist.
Horcist by Philomon May 28, 2009
The boy is brilliant in studies but lacks horsitude.
horsitude by uttam maharjan August 18, 2010
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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