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French Hornist 

One who plays the French horn. Because of the way French hornists blow into their instruments and the very small size of the French horn's mouthpiece, French hornists are very well known for being amazing kissers.
1: Who do you like kissing the best?

2: That really cute band kid, Conrad.

1: Oh, him? Really?

2: He's a French hornist.

1: Oh, well that makes sense then. What's his number?
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hossistant

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Mr. Smith's assistant, Jennifer, had sex with her boss a week before he promoted her. She's such a hossistant!
hossistant by romel adam February 6, 2008
A 3-piece grunge/punk band from Middletown, NY comprised of three brothers Tim,Sean and Chris Murray. They sound like Nirvana plus Sonic Youth meets Weezer and Black Flag.
Dude, did you see that fight?
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HERSISTER by TimVermin May 21, 2011

hoarsistant 

Some one with no life who prefers to follow orders, and does nothing for them selves. Also prefers to makeout and have sex with older men and likes being called a hoarsistant.
An example is Jenny Mcarthy is a hoarsistant with passion and is proud of it. She has a sexual show called "party at the palms" on channel E.
hoarsistant by Maggie F December 27, 2005
a person who is both homo and racist.
Philomon: you know that white horcist, andrew? yeah he is gay and he is racist.
Horcist by Philomon May 28, 2009
The boy is brilliant in studies but lacks horsitude.
horsitude by uttam maharjan August 18, 2010