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The act of assisting your Pimp or Boss. Hoe + assist = Hoesist
Dixie asked her man while she made garlic rice, "Can you grab the plates, I need a Hoesist"
Hoesist by MAKEuNOface March 21, 2022
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hoelistic 

A hooker who is also interested in natural healing and medicines.
Not only can she ride the D, she can hook you up with a hoelistic herbal tea afterwards
hoelistic by Hoelistic July 29, 2014

hossistant

An assistant who sleeps with his/her boss to get ahead
Mr. Smith's assistant, Jennifer, had sex with her boss a week before he promoted her. She's such a hossistant!
hossistant by romel adam February 6, 2008
The bumping of fists between two sammich making hoes who know their place is in the kitchen. They realize their position in the real world and are proud of it.
"Kitchen today?"
"Heeelllll yeaaa"
"Hoefist!" (hoes join fists)
Hoefist by Cbreezy22 February 18, 2011
when you're racist against horses
wow, that person was really horsist when they said horses were dumb
horsist by southernhomeskillet August 6, 2017
HOESIS are women who are beautiful and have class and buhnuss bout themselves
Can we get on the HOESIS bus
HOESIS by Lady in Rec February 23, 2022

Hoesestoiariestically 

The deep rooted history and study of hoes
Have you ever considered majoring in Hoesestoiariestically studies?
Hoesestoiariestically by witchyrose February 23, 2020
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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