HERSISTER

A 3-piece grunge/punk band from Middletown, NY comprised of three brothers Tim,Sean and Chris Murray. They sound like Nirvana plus Sonic Youth meets Weezer and Black Flag.

Dude, did you see that fight?
Yeah, that happens at every HERSISTER show for some reason.

by TimVermin May 21, 2011

Heistermination

When you shoplift the entire inventory of one single type of item at your local convenience store.

Comes from the Halo term "Extermination"

Snoop: "Dude I just took all the blue airheads"
Spam: "Damn, you just got a heistermination"

by Heistmeariver March 11, 2009

Heister

A Halo 3 player from the popular forum Eve-Films. He is widely known for getting Halo 3 custom games together, and having kids join right away because Heister is in the game. He is also known for raging in custom games as well. Usually from people shooting his dead body with a Mauler five times.

Dude, Evasive just pulled a Heister.

God damn, he pulled a Heister, we're going to need another person for customs.

by Eve-Films July 29, 2010

herpster

n. A hipster with herpes.

I met a nice boy at a party, but I realized his vague and disillusioned attitude, his close adherence to every current trend, and his refusal to wear a condom were the hallmarks of a herpster.

by emdub415 November 11, 2007

root-heister

(noun) Slang term for any medication, usually referring to a pill or capsule, that is used to overcome erectile dysfunction. Examples include sildenafil/Viagra, tadalafil/Cialis, and vardenafil/Levitra. Sometimes referred more crudely as "hard-on pills", root-heisters are definitely in demand and sell briskly in the black market alongside heroin, cocaine, and any other illicit drug, with one diamond-shaped Viagra pill fetching $10 each at the time of this writing.

Kevin didn't like how Betsy would verbally emasculate him in the bedroom, mocking his stamina, his endurance..his fuckin' manhood, man!!!! No, tonight that brawny bitch was gonna get hers, she was gonna eat her words......and HIS HARD-AS-A-TOTEM-POLE COCK that Kevin intended to pummel her big, broad dirty butt with, thanks to some root-heisters he had scored off of D.I. No doubt about it, Kevin was prepared for war and was going to WHOOP THAT ASS!!! He had better, as D.I. charged him a top-dollar price for the top-shelf root-heister brand, Viagra, the "Rolls-Royce of root-heisters" as he had been told. D.I. was the go-to guy when it came to hard-on medicine, having a stranglehold on the market, and known as a type of 'miracle-worker' when it came to soft-peter and defying the laws of gravity.

by Nikki Stixx February 18, 2022

Herbster

slang phrase for pervert or creep.

Charlie is a big time Herbster at the gym.

by Svetlana Svetikova fan February 4, 2022

HerInteractive

A company based in Washington State that is well known for making games based off Carolyn Keene's character Nancy Drew.

They keep a blog with hints to their next game.

Their Message Board is popular among its fans. Has strict rules. (i.e. No PI, chatting, spamming, breathing)

Typically the HI user is around the age of 12, lives in Texas, homeschools, and loves Jesus. They freak out if reprimanded by the mods.

Most of the users are pretty cool outside of HI. But hard to find.

HerInteractive makes games about Nancy Drew, which are fun.

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HIuser01: I want to get the new ND game so I'm praying to Jesus right now!!1!!!!1

HIuser02: Wow! Has he ever personally spoken to you?

Mod: NO CHATTING.

HIuser02 at a later time: MODS I AM SO SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO BREAK THE RULES, PLEASE, PLEASE FORGIVE ME.

Mod: *Closes thread* yeah, whatever. don't do it again.

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User-1: I'm not Christian!

Other users: *SHUNNED.*

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User0: I'm obsessed with Nancy Drew! When does the next game come out!
User1927: In the summer!
Userblah: It's called The Mystery of Mysteryville!
User8: wheee!

by regispek February 13, 2008