hossistant

An assistant who sleeps with his/her boss to get ahead

Mr. Smith's assistant, Jennifer, had sex with her boss a week before he promoted her. She's such a hossistant!

hossistant by romel adam February 6, 2008

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hoarsistant

Some one with no life who prefers to follow orders, and does nothing for them selves. Also prefers to makeout and have sex with older men and likes being called a hoarsistant.

An example is Jenny Mcarthy is a hoarsistant with passion and is proud of it. She has a sexual show called "party at the palms" on channel E.

hoarsistant by Maggie F December 27, 2005

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hossistant • hesistant • hoarsistant

hesistant

A portmanteau of "hesitant" and "resistant" popularized in the fall of 2006 by a frontline editor/social co-ordinator of the St. John's Law Review when she could not decide which of the two words to use...so she used both at the same time.

Now, i know some of you (as future attorneys) may be embarrassed or just plain hesistant in dressing up on such a silly holiday, but we have provided you with incentive to do so.

hesistant by Davesuz September 23, 2008

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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