Some one with no life who prefers to follow orders, and does nothing for them selves. Also prefers to makeout and have sex with older men and likes being called a hoarsistant.
An example is Jenny Mcarthy is a hoarsistant with passion and is proud of it. She has a sexual show called "party at the palms" on channel E.
A portmanteau of "hesitant" and "resistant" popularized in the fall of 2006 by a frontline editor/social co-ordinator of the St. John's Law Review when she could not decide which of the two words to use...so she used both at the same time.
Now, i know some of you (as future attorneys) may be embarrassed or just plain hesistant in dressing up on such a silly holiday, but we have provided you with incentive to do so.