houstard

noun: a person uneducated about home ownership, maintenance, etc.

"The roof should be ok unless it's leaking. But then again what do I know...I'm a houstard."

by Cazimi May 28, 2009

pudate

An update that went wrong; a typo for "update"; a change to something that didn't work out as intended

I pudated the meeting invitation but left off the dial-in information. Whoops!

by Cazimi October 03, 2017

florrible

A bad floral print ("horrible floral"). Often found on upholstery, wallpaper, or borders in older homes. Cabbage roses usually predominate.

"That last house we looked at was ok, but the florrible wallpaper in the master bedroom has to go."

by Cazimi September 11, 2009

emp

Extreme emo; one letter beyond emo (em+p)

"I enjoy fallin asleep to Les Mis. Call me emp but I loves it, I do."

by Cazimi January 08, 2010