horseradish 

Like mayonnaise, it's not an instrument.

*Patrick raises hand
Squidward: Horseradish is not an instrument either.

horseradish by beeeel March 13, 2014

horseradish 

A the formal expression for saying bullshit, in settings where saying bullshit, would be considered unacceptable bullshit.

Your theory is utter horseradish!

horseradish by pc.wiz.tt December 5, 2017

horseradish 

adj.) utterly inaccurate

used to express an opinion of disbelief

His/Her teaching method is horseradish.

or

That referee call was horseradish, if you ask me.

horseradish by navigator883 November 6, 2009

horseradish 

A condiment. Popularized by Arby's

Who the hell doesnt know what horseradish means, and why are you looking it up here?

horseradish by bjdhs May 14, 2005

horseradish 

The uncomfortable sensation caused by water going up one's nose.

Man, I shouldn't have tried that underwater somersault - I have major horseradish. Ow.

horseradish by Womanana June 22, 2008

Horseradish 

A slang term meaning “cool” or “good.” Meant to express content, happiness, or surprise. Can be used in place of words like “cool,” “awesome,” “neat,” “rad,” etc.

Example 1:
Friend 1: “Hey, I didn’t fail that test!”
Friend 2: “horseradish”
Example:2
Friend 1: “dude, that hat is horseradish”
Friend 2: “yea, it’s pretty dope”

Horseradish by Dr.rat January 14, 2021

Horseradish Mustache 

1) When one drinks a Bloody Mary too quickly, causing the horseradish to stick to one's upper lip, creating a mustache.

2) The residue or anal hair on one's upper lip resulting from performing oral sex on one's woman from the rear.

eg 1) "Hey Mike, them boys are drinkin' your Bloody Marys so quickly they gots them some horseradish mustaches! Yee haw!"

eg 2) "Dude, had a terrible night last night. Christina sat on my face and made me go down on her. Ended up with a horseradish mustache."

Horseradish Mustache by halpwr August 11, 2010