houstard 

noun: a person uneducated about home ownership, maintenance, etc.

"The roof should be ok unless it's leaking. But then again what do I know...I'm a houstard."

houstard by Cazimi May 28, 2009

housetard 

1. A person who is mentally disabled (a retard) that cannot leave the house.
2. Any person who fails to interact with the outside world in a meaningful way and who, therefore, should not be allowed to leave his/her house.

Jessica Simpson: Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

Who let out the housetard?

housetard by t-norm November 8, 2005

Housetard 

A house, a.k.a. home, that makes people sick.

Oh my god, I went to this housetard, and I threw up!! It was disgusting

Housetard by marylovesmusic21 December 4, 2006