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A beautiful woman, inside and out, with all the right curves, in all the right places. She is caring, generous and devoted to her man and her family. She loves to be surrounded by beautiful things and appreciates the natural beauty that surrounds her. She easily makes friends from all walks of life and is curious about other lives and cultures. She loves to entertain and thrives on the company of others. Though sympathetic, she does not have time for negative people, life is short and has too much to offer. She is afraid of the unknown and doesn't like to be alone.
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Laverne by setting it right February 4, 2010
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A drink consisting of both discarded soda douche and discarded milk enema. Named after the character Laverne (played by actress Penny Marshall) on the '70s sitcom "Laverne & Shirley", whose favorite drink was a cocktail of Pepsi cola and milk.
After a long day at work, I like to relax with a tall, cool Laverne.
Laverne by Sven Mantooth January 23, 2011
From "Happy Days" and "Laverne and Shirley"
A mature woman with no family who engages in sexual intercourse with younger men and sometimes women
Laverne by JeffZhang May 14, 2005
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Laverne by anonymous November 23, 2021

Laverne Bush

An unkempt pubic region on a woman, where the hair is overgrown and covers a large portion of her crotchal region. Derives from the show "Laverne & Shirley." Laverne's bush was never shaved, whereas Shirley's bush was trimmed and coifed weekly, usually in landing-strip style but sometimes straight-up bald.
Damn dawg, last night I met a woman at the bar, got her home, removed those panties, and ka-plow! Laverne Bush!
Laverne Bush by PU-C LUV-R August 25, 2013

Laverne & Shirley 

These are the names of Melania Trumps tits. Also the name of a very popular TV show that debuted in 1977.
President Trump loves to suck on the double d dandies called Laverne & Shirley before he fucks Melania. When Trump fucks Melania, he usually comes in less than 30 seconds. His PR {personal Record] for length of time having intercourse is 89 seconds. Trump tries to make up for his lacking sexual stamina by erecting tall buildings since he cant seem to stay erect for more than the average time of 2.5 minutes. Yes indeed, the average time a man can fuck is a paltry 2,5 minutes. Betcha a lot of you wankers feel a lot better about youselves now........................the sex Doctor

Laverne And Shirley 

Two Lesbians who kiss and love each other but are too afraid to have sex.
Lenny: I wonder how sexy it is when those two bang each other?

Squiggy: Naw, i can tell by the way she is looking at me. that they are nothing but a couple of Laverne and Shirley's

Lenny & Squiggy: Stooooooopid
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