hornblow

Mongrel!
Complete Nutter

As In, Shit look at the mongrel, what the fuck is he doing to that girl?!

by A friend. June 23, 2003

hornblower

While receiving road head, the guy slams on the breaks just as he is about to cum. This forces her head to hit the horn, and then he shoots a fatty load all over her face.

Peter was getting road head, and decided to give his girlfriend a hornblower surprise.

by Deter P May 1, 2009

hornblower farts

Extraordinarily jarring, loud flatulence that could awaken the dead.

He is famous for his unnerving hornblower farts which I understand may have been responsible for the sudden death of his grandfather.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

hornblocked

When you're super horny and can't do anything about it except play with yourself...no girlfriend, no guy, no hook-ups available.

Penelope felt hornblocked after looking at some porn and all her friends had gone to bed.

Chad texted Penelope to express how hornblocked he was and they both shared their pornographic thoughts.

by Penelope Storm August 2, 2011

Horatio Hornblower

To fart on ones head, specificially characterized by the movement of hair.

Derek got himself a Horatio Hornblower today, now he has to redo his hair.

by MrPrefect October 5, 2005

Hornblower’s Fudge

The tide mark of faeces found around the base of a dildo when anally abused.

Why Mrs Fenton-brown I have found this rampant rabbit lurking in your wardrobe, i can tell by the hornblower’s fudge it was used recently.

by LGBTQ5177 October 29, 2020

hornblower

One who gives blowjobs.

Jager certainly is a horny little hornblower.

by Mr. Nobody August 17, 2004