hornblow

Mongrel!
Complete Nutter

As In, Shit look at the mongrel, what the fuck is he doing to that girl?!

by A friend. June 23, 2003

hornblower

While receiving road head, the guy slams on the breaks just as he is about to cum. This forces her head to hit the horn, and then he shoots a fatty load all over her face.

Peter was getting road head, and decided to give his girlfriend a hornblower surprise.

by Deter P May 01, 2009

hornblower

One who gives blowjobs.

Jager certainly is a horny little hornblower.

by Mr. Nobody August 17, 2004

hornblower

person who masturbates frequently.

Joe's a pr0n fiend and a hornblower.

by Vertigo January 09, 2004

Hornblower

Verb: to take something that use to be in great shape and utterly destroy it totally by accident or stupidity
Can be used to descibe total annialtion of things that defy explaination

He put the new bbq in the back of the truck and hornblowered it up.

We use to be able to watch tv but it got hornblowered up by the kids

by zeph32 February 05, 2010

hornblower farts

Extraordinarily jarring, loud flatulence that could awaken the dead.

He is famous for his unnerving hornblower farts which I understand may have been responsible for the sudden death of his grandfather.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 27, 2019

Horatio Hornblower

To fart on ones head, specificially characterized by the movement of hair.

Derek got himself a Horatio Hornblower today, now he has to redo his hair.

by MrPrefect August 29, 2005