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by SerenityXD January 20, 2017
Short for Jägermeister. Pronounced "yay-ger-my-ster", or simply "yay-ger". A darkly-colored liqeuer (not liquor; yes, there's a difference) with an alcohol content of 35%, or 70 proof. Commonly spelled "Jager" instead of "Jäger" due to the fact that typing an umlaut (¨) over the letter A in "Jäger" is a pain in the ass for Americans.
Jäger is pretty expensive, about 20 dollars for a fifth and 30 dollars for a liter, which is a fifth half again. By comparison, cheap rum with an alcohol content of 40% costs about $17 for a 1.75 liter bottle, more than twice as much as a fifth. If you just want to get drunk, Jäger is not for you. If you actually drink for the flavor in addition to the drunkenness, give Jäger a try. The taste of Jäger is similar to black licorice. The "Jäger Bomb", a drink consisting of Jäger with Red Bull, is a very popular mixed drink.
If you want to drink in public, Jäger is ideal. Pour some Jäger into a soda or diet soda bottle. Jäger looks almost identical to soda, and thus the dark caramel-colored Jäger is perfect for bottles made for caramel-colored sodas such as Coca-Cola, Pepsi, Diet Coke, or Diet Pepsi.
Jäger is pretty expensive, about 20 dollars for a fifth and 30 dollars for a liter, which is a fifth half again. By comparison, cheap rum with an alcohol content of 40% costs about $17 for a 1.75 liter bottle, more than twice as much as a fifth. If you just want to get drunk, Jäger is not for you. If you actually drink for the flavor in addition to the drunkenness, give Jäger a try. The taste of Jäger is similar to black licorice. The "Jäger Bomb", a drink consisting of Jäger with Red Bull, is a very popular mixed drink.
If you want to drink in public, Jäger is ideal. Pour some Jäger into a soda or diet soda bottle. Jäger looks almost identical to soda, and thus the dark caramel-colored Jäger is perfect for bottles made for caramel-colored sodas such as Coca-Cola, Pepsi, Diet Coke, or Diet Pepsi.
by Rodney Munch June 27, 2006
A Licorice flavored liqueur from Germany. I wasn't personally a believer until I tried it. It rather expensive unfortunately but it is delicious. Very high quality, mixes well with any lighter soda drink... full throttle, Red Bull, Mountain Dew...Etc
by JJenkins September 15, 2009
Booze. Has a stag on the bottle because it use to be made with stag blood back in the day. Will get you wasted. Tastes like black licorice. Will get you wated. Damned expensive. Also a kick ass music tour with SLAYER! Have I mentioned it will get you wasted?
"I shouldn't have taken 8 shots of Jager in 10 minutes."
"You just blew chunks of Jager all over."
"I'm sorry I puked Jager all over your carpet. My bad homes! Holla!"
"You just blew chunks of Jager all over."
"I'm sorry I puked Jager all over your carpet. My bad homes! Holla!"
by Lindzko December 10, 2004
A male who shows uncommonly high affection towards another male. The affection is given to one he has recently met, symptoms of a Jager include, but are not limited to:
blatant sexual text messages, phrases such as 'I want to be your best friend', 'my dick is so huge right now', 'that is fantastic!', 'what are you afraid of commitment?', 'call of duty is going to make me blow a load!' along with many others.
One who is a Jager is often said to be jaggin' out
blatant sexual text messages, phrases such as 'I want to be your best friend', 'my dick is so huge right now', 'that is fantastic!', 'what are you afraid of commitment?', 'call of duty is going to make me blow a load!' along with many others.
One who is a Jager is often said to be jaggin' out
by gjd69 December 07, 2009
A dark coloured liqueur made in Germany. Often used in the game Letterpress due to the presence of that tricky letter "J"...
Damn, he beat me again with a silly word..and this time I can't complain because I've already used "Jager" in a game..!
by Rua_ August 06, 2014