hordon

A sexy beast has the biggest dick also he can take care of u and treat u right best boyfriend a girl could want and #FreeHordon2017

Hordon a sexy beast

by FreeHordon2017 May 27, 2017

Post Hardon Depression

Not to be confused with "Post Pardum Depression" which is a serious medical condition requiring treatment, "Post Hardon Depression" generally passes on it's own. It occurs for a man, following sex when he is left with that feeling of ennui, so well expressed in the Peggy Lee song, "Is That All There Is?"

Seeing Farquar's long face, George asks, 'What happen...you look like your dog just died?' Farquar replies, 'No, nothing like that, I just had great sex with my girlfriend, but now have Post Hardon Depression.' George, replies, 'Oh man, I feel your pain.'

by LaughingAloud June 15, 2010

Horton’s Law

Politicians can be counted on to keep all their bad promises, and abandon all their good ones.

Of course Trump is adding to the debt and hasn’t passed any progun legislation, it’s Horton’s law.

by Moa_wearemoa June 28, 2019

Krista Horton

The Krista Horton is an alcoholic beverage made with Malibu coconut rum and Diet Pepsi! Preferably consumed while wearing matching or coordinated outfits with those around you

“Could I please get a Krista Horton, extra ice?” “Absolutely, great choice”

by Hannahbriley July 15, 2021

Horion Client

A good Minecraft win10 client in the year 2019 before the lazy developers forgot how to code and are pretty much yandev 2.0. They also have a toxic discord server with people complaining about it not working and other people trying to do the devs jobs for them. the discord server is pretty much useless and doesnt provide any help.

anyone: hey, horion client isnt working
devs: k

by RichardLover21 December 29, 2020

Tim Hortons

A cult religion based on caffeine and baked goods. I swear they put something in that coffee.

I won't be able to make it through this morning without my Tim Hortons.

by Beth Robertson November 7, 2003

war of hormone

1. Puberty, lmao
2. A Bangtan Boys song ;)

1. Ugh, I feel all messed up. Probably just a war of hormone.
2. HELLO HELLO WAT HELLO HELLO WAT TELL ME WUT U WANT RITE NOW

by nothanksbro April 18, 2018