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hipocalypse

The frightening moment of clarity in hipster's life when they realize they aren't that special, individual, unique or entitled and there's several million hipsters that look, act and talk just like them. The hipster then has one of 2 roads to follow. One, be and complete denial and really just go balls out with everything that is hip. Two, leave the cult and start a new life.
Dude 1- "Whoa, that hipster is getting a haircut, a shave AND a bath!?!?!!?"

Dude 2- "Yeah, man, he saw the hipocalypse and decide to leave the hive and start a new life."

Mopocalypse 

A slew of funny and/or poor taste motivational/demotivational posters (mopo) relating to a significant series of related, and often disasterous, events.
Mopos about a nation being hit by devastating floods, bushfires, oilspills, hatred & violence, satan worshippers, earthquakes, famine (such as an icecream sundae substituted with shit), vermin and other apocalyptic-omen-like events. Collectively the individual Mopos are a Mopocalypse.

Popocalypse 

When a society at large knows more about pop-culture than their own history.

One of the many signs of the apocalypse.
Friend: Most Americans can't name the last six presidents, but they can tell you the names of the last six American Idol winners.

Me: I know. It's the effing popocalypse.
Popocalypse by canned hiss March 9, 2009

hugocalypse 

The initial reaction that happens when two pairs of people try to hug each other through the same space.

A C
D B

A would be reaching to hug B.
C would be reaching to hug D.
The four of us were saying goodbye at the BART station but it ended up in a hugocalypse.
hugocalypse by Ohnoveonuh January 14, 2008

Hapacalypse 

The post apocalyptic event that involves Eurasian kids who will gather up and rise up against their white supremacist fathers with Asian tiger mothers, who are also known as 'fetish couples' or WMAF's for short... Mainly famous for the hapa forums on Reddit, sons and daughters of WMAF pairings will constantly bash and humiliate their hateful, racist, insecure, mentally ill, brainwashed, abusive parents online...... but when given the chance they will band together and protest on the streets, annoying other WMAF fetish couples, who will eventually break up and fear the power of the Eurasian tigers...
Eurasian: See those white supremacist men with their Asian tiger wives getting constantly bashed and humiliated on the streets, this my friends is the sign of the 'hapacalypse'!
Hapacalypse by Jihadi Jho July 13, 2017

Hapacalypse 

A term made up by leader of the hate group r/hapas on reddit by Eurasian Tiger. A person who deeply hates white/Asian couples and idolizes Elliot Rodger, a hapa serial killer.

The term is meant to encourage hate and terrorism as Elliot Rodger inflicted in the 2014 Isla Vista massacre.
"The Hapacalypse is a term to encourage terrorism and hate."
Hapacalypse by StarChiId April 18, 2018