Hypocalypse 

The "end of the world (order)" brought about by the conscious anti-political action of the global proletarian masses. Not to be confused with apocalypse; a fatalist concept which leaves us waiting in the role of passive spectators.

"Apocalypse, like apotheosis, contains the prefix referring to something that comes from above. Hypocalypse would be much more suitable: you only need to change a couple of letters." (Luther Blissett: Q)

We are the six billion horsemen of the hypocalypse.

Hypocalypse by omnia.sunt.communia August 25, 2010

Hypocalypse 

This occurs whenever someone's hypocrisy is great enough to cause actual damage to someone or something.

"Did you hear that the president of True Love Waits is pregnant? What a hypocalypse!"

Hypocalypse by Arctos February 26, 2009

hypocalypse 

Happy apocalypse. Or if the world were to end it would be a happy occasion.

Jerry: Urgghh! I have a math test tomorrow!
Sue: I'd rather have the world end than do that test :(
Jerry: That would be a hypocalypse! :D

hypocalypse by Anne Marie April 10, 2013

hipocalypse

The frightening moment of clarity in hipster's life when they realize they aren't that special, individual, unique or entitled and there's several million hipsters that look, act and talk just like them. The hipster then has one of 2 roads to follow. One, be and complete denial and really just go balls out with everything that is hip. Two, leave the cult and start a new life.

Dude 1- "Whoa, that hipster is getting a haircut, a shave AND a bath!?!?!!?"

Dude 2- "Yeah, man, he saw the hipocalypse and decide to leave the hive and start a new life."

hipocalypse by Furiosa the Accursed May 29, 2015

hugocalypse 

The initial reaction that happens when two pairs of people try to hug each other through the same space.

A C
D B

A would be reaching to hug B.
C would be reaching to hug D.

The four of us were saying goodbye at the BART station but it ended up in a hugocalypse.

hugocalypse by Ohnoveonuh January 14, 2008

Hapacalypse 

The post apocalyptic event that involves Eurasian kids who will gather up and rise up against their white supremacist fathers with Asian tiger mothers, who are also known as 'fetish couples' or WMAF's for short... Mainly famous for the hapa forums on Reddit, sons and daughters of WMAF pairings will constantly bash and humiliate their hateful, racist, insecure, mentally ill, brainwashed, abusive parents online...... but when given the chance they will band together and protest on the streets, annoying other WMAF fetish couples, who will eventually break up and fear the power of the Eurasian tigers...

Eurasian: See those white supremacist men with their Asian tiger wives getting constantly bashed and humiliated on the streets, this my friends is the sign of the 'hapacalypse'!

Hapacalypse by Jihadi Jho July 13, 2017

Hapacalypse 

A term made up by leader of the hate group r/hapas on reddit by Eurasian Tiger. A person who deeply hates white/Asian couples and idolizes Elliot Rodger, a hapa serial killer.

The term is meant to encourage hate and terrorism as Elliot Rodger inflicted in the 2014 Isla Vista massacre.

"The Hapacalypse is a term to encourage terrorism and hate."

Hapacalypse by StarChiId April 18, 2018