hugocalypse

The initial reaction that happens when two pairs of people try to hug each other through the same space.

A C
D B

A would be reaching to hug B.
C would be reaching to hug D.

The four of us were saying goodbye at the BART station but it ended up in a hugocalypse.

by Ohnoveonuh January 14, 2008

hipocalypse

The frightening moment of clarity in hipster's life when they realize they aren't that special, individual, unique or entitled and there's several million hipsters that look, act and talk just like them. The hipster then has one of 2 roads to follow. One, be and complete denial and really just go balls out with everything that is hip. Two, leave the cult and start a new life.

Dude 1- "Whoa, that hipster is getting a haircut, a shave AND a bath!?!?!!?"

Dude 2- "Yeah, man, he saw the hipocalypse and decide to leave the hive and start a new life."

by Furiosa the Accursed May 29, 2015

Hypocalypse

The "end of the world (order)" brought about by the conscious anti-political action of the global proletarian masses. Not to be confused with apocalypse; a fatalist concept which leaves us waiting in the role of passive spectators.

"Apocalypse, like apotheosis, contains the prefix referring to something that comes from above. Hypocalypse would be much more suitable: you only need to change a couple of letters." (Luther Blissett: Q)

We are the six billion horsemen of the hypocalypse.

by omnia.sunt.communia August 25, 2010

Hipocalypse

That deliciously ironic moment when being a hipster becomes "too mainstream". In that instant each and every hipster will spontaneously combust as they have nothing left to live for.

Hipocalypse:
Hipster 1: (Looks around) Holy fuck everyone's a hipster!!
Hipster 1,2,3-99999999: (Catch fire and die)

by HubeyDoobie January 1, 2012

Hypocalypse

This occurs whenever someone's hypocrisy is great enough to cause actual damage to someone or something.

"Did you hear that the president of True Love Waits is pregnant? What a hypocalypse!"

by Arctos February 26, 2009

hypocalypse

Happy apocalypse. Or if the world were to end it would be a happy occasion.

Jerry: Urgghh! I have a math test tomorrow!
Sue: I'd rather have the world end than do that test :(
Jerry: That would be a hypocalypse! :D

by Anne Marie April 10, 2013

hopocalypse

When all the police are on the street and all the hos disappear and you can't find no paid poonany.

Me: "No hoes, no pimps... I think this is a hopocalypse."

You: "Yeah, I've heard of those."

by arsmagna November 1, 2015