hopfee 

n.) Related to a hootenanny, a hopfee is any gathering of heterosexual men that includes a large helping of male nudity. Performing sensitive, or feminine acts while in the nude adds to the strength of the hopfee. Turkey in the ham may be involved.

Turkeyintheham, turkeyintheham, ain't no got no turkeyintheham.

"Hey Frank! Wanna come hang with Jim and Buck for a hopfee tonight?"
"No way man, my herpes are breaking out, I'd be sad."
"That's ok!"

hopfee by Stitches McGarnigle October 8, 2008

hopefear 

1. The sensation of wishing for something that you also partially dread or feel divided about.
2. When your inner voice tells you it'd be best for something not to happen but you try not to hear it.
3. When you wouldn't go out of your way to make something happen but might be alright with it happening randomly.

Even though I know I should be moving on, I'm hopefearing Nikki walks into the bar with her OKC date.

hopefear by RedBard March 8, 2015

Hopfield's 9 

Hopfield's 9 - a sequence of effects/objects/events/experiments etc., which at different iterations/parameters converge to the same unpredictable/(un)satisfactory/false/correct result.

David: Hey Vlad, you also have very strange outcome in the 5th task?
Vlad: Yes!! It is some kind of Hopfield's 9. I've checked every parameter, can't possibly imagine what went wrong.

Hopfield's 9 by Dave_on_Wave May 12, 2020

Hoffee 

A racist, sexist, homophobic chad

"Hoffee, stop spamming offensive memes"

Hoffee by Mold of the fridge April 5, 2022

hapfeelings 

1. To be persistently critical of a specific aspect of one's own appearance.

2. To feel possessed with long-term creative zeal owing to a mundane occurrance; to be inspired by the seemingly trivial.

Ex. 1

"Do I look all right in this shirt? I'm worried it makes my shoulders look too wide."

"You ask that EVERY time you try on a new shirt. Relax, you've just got hapfeelings about your shoulders. You've been like that ever since that jealous nerd told you you look like a football player even without shoulderpads."

Ex. 2

"A bird just pooped on my head. Oh my goodness, I just got hapfeelings! Now I must paint a series of 48 pictures depicting a fantasy world in which birds have enslaved humans!"

hapfeelings by linuxknight November 6, 2009

hopeer 

A unknown person who can be innocent and on the dark side sometimes. Acts nice but can be actually using you.

1.hopeer is strange looking
2.I agree she is looking suspicious…

hopeer by PoopsieKaddilliom💩💩💩💩💩 July 15, 2021

hoffee 

a racist, possible homophobic gigachad.
secretly gay.

"oh my god did you see leodard over there, hes such a hoffee'

hoffee by hoffee fanpage June 21, 2022