hopfee

n.) Related to a hootenanny, a hopfee is any gathering of heterosexual men that includes a large helping of male nudity. Performing sensitive, or feminine acts while in the nude adds to the strength of the hopfee. Turkey in the ham may be involved.

Turkeyintheham, turkeyintheham, ain't no got no turkeyintheham.

"Hey Frank! Wanna come hang with Jim and Buck for a hopfee tonight?"
"No way man, my herpes are breaking out, I'd be sad."
"That's ok!"