hapfeelings

1. To be persistently critical of a specific aspect of one's own appearance.

2. To feel possessed with long-term creative zeal owing to a mundane occurrance; to be inspired by the seemingly trivial.
Ex. 1

"Do I look all right in this shirt? I'm worried it makes my shoulders look too wide."

"You ask that EVERY time you try on a new shirt. Relax, you've just got hapfeelings about your shoulders. You've been like that ever since that jealous nerd told you you look like a football player even without shoulderpads."

Ex. 2

"A bird just pooped on my head. Oh my goodness, I just got hapfeelings! Now I must paint a series of 48 pictures depicting a fantasy world in which birds have enslaved humans!"
by linuxknight November 07, 2009
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