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hoosey by Hoosey Johnson January 10, 2008
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Bee Hoosey
Someone who gives free mustache rides to women of all sizes. Not afraid to show off his dad bod at the local beach. Can't remember when his AA meeting is because he blacked out last night. An overall decent guy, wicked small Johnson, and mediocre wheels. Tinder dm's always welcome.
Everyone thinks they're the shit these days, but in reality we all just need to chill and bee hoosey
Bee Hoosey by fgilly7 June 28, 2016
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hoosey • hooseywhat • Bee Hoosey • horsey • hoose • hooey • hoosegow • hooley • Horsey Sauce • hoogey
hoosecawl's
hoosecawl's by Dave the Carpenter February 9, 2021
Horsey Hug
A judo throw that was created by Liv Hatley. Done by first getting in a horse stance and asking the person to come near you, then giving them a hug using the hands. Then the legs are wrapped around the person's waist so that you're hugging them with your full body. The throw ends with either a punch or a sweep causing both people to roll over laughing and wrestling. This so much fun. If you want to get your grandparents to play with you, ask them for a Horsey Hug and tell them Liv Hatley told you!
Liv: Hey Bryant, come here! You want to play judo with me? Come on, give me a Horsey Hug!
Bryant: Okay, here we go. (crouches in the horse stance waiting)
Liv: Okay, here I come. (she hugs Bryant with her hands) Hold on! We're not in the Horsey Hug yet. I gotta get my legs in there. Its not a Horsey Hug unless you go whole body with it, you know?
Bryant: (laughing) I know, if you don't do it full body, its just not a Horsey Hug. (wraps his legs around Liv's waist and execute a tiger's claw) See? Like that. You didn't get your whole body into it. There wasn't enough power.
Liv: I know. But isn't this fun? Its a great exercise, huh? Maybe next time we should let Grandpa Ben know about it. He doesn't know the secret of the Horsey Hug, yet.
Bryant: I know, he likes his Hatley Hula better. (leans over into a Hatley Hula and kisses Liv) Whew! What a workout. I just about got strangled.
Liv: I know. But that was a Horsey Hug. I had to show you some Hatley love.
Bryant: Okay, here we go. (crouches in the horse stance waiting)
Liv: Okay, here I come. (she hugs Bryant with her hands) Hold on! We're not in the Horsey Hug yet. I gotta get my legs in there. Its not a Horsey Hug unless you go whole body with it, you know?
Bryant: (laughing) I know, if you don't do it full body, its just not a Horsey Hug. (wraps his legs around Liv's waist and execute a tiger's claw) See? Like that. You didn't get your whole body into it. There wasn't enough power.
Liv: I know. But isn't this fun? Its a great exercise, huh? Maybe next time we should let Grandpa Ben know about it. He doesn't know the secret of the Horsey Hug, yet.
Bryant: I know, he likes his Hatley Hula better. (leans over into a Hatley Hula and kisses Liv) Whew! What a workout. I just about got strangled.
Liv: I know. But that was a Horsey Hug. I had to show you some Hatley love.
Horsey Hug by Dusty's Baby Powder July 14, 2011
horsey style
The same as doggy style, but with the man leaning forwards over the woman's back and biting, nibbling or just holding the back of her neck with his teeth to stop her from moving.
horsey style by Princess Mary Magdalene March 7, 2013
Horsey Sauce
A horseradish sauce Arby's offers as a regular condiment, alongside ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise.
Also known to cause people to shit their pants.
Also known to cause people to shit their pants.
Horsey Sauce by Formault October 30, 2011
Hooey
When you wanna scream That's a load of Bullshit at the top of your lungs but there's a sweet old grandma next to you so you opt for "ThATs A LOad OF HooEY"
Hooey by 🌸💗ι wαnτ τo βε α flowεr💗🌸 November 9, 2018
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