Hon: I'm experiencing my second puberty uwu! I just had my first period!!!
Anon: You don't have an uterus, this is pure honscience.
Anon: You don't have an uterus, this is pure honscience.
by turboautism April 22, 2022
Get the honscience mug.The state of mind you're in when you've been dipping in the sauce. Where all of your normal sober problems hit while you're drunk,which leads you into a spiral of more drinking and or just drunken rambling along with crocodile tears.
Gary:man, this Rum got me on some drunken conscience ish
Steve:can't you just say shit, you drunken fool!
(Gary starts cryin') leave me alone man!
Steve: I shoulda cut you hours ago
Steve:can't you just say shit, you drunken fool!
(Gary starts cryin') leave me alone man!
Steve: I shoulda cut you hours ago
by Ya Boy Trax July 30, 2010
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Hoscience is the female equivalent of broscience where the anecdotal reports of anyone who has lost even the smallest amount of weight is more credible than scientific research. In the case of hoscience it is more often the perpetuation of outdated dieting strategies.
The popularity of fad diets like Master Cleanse, Cabbage Soup, hCG, etc. is hoscience at its best... losing weight fast is more important than being healthy - even though scientific research has shown that none of these are successful long-term.
You can eat more calories during your period because your body is working harder.
No eating after 7p.
Eat with a baby spoon.
You should avoid fruit because of the sugar.
Belts and shorts that make you sweat actually make you lose fat, too.
Shakeweight - enough said.
Women should lift low weights with high repetition so that they don't become bulky - even though genetics (and steroid use) are what determines your physique.
You can eat more calories during your period because your body is working harder.
No eating after 7p.
Eat with a baby spoon.
You should avoid fruit because of the sugar.
Belts and shorts that make you sweat actually make you lose fat, too.
Shakeweight - enough said.
Women should lift low weights with high repetition so that they don't become bulky - even though genetics (and steroid use) are what determines your physique.
by SFVegan November 14, 2011
Get the hoscience mug.The little voice in the back of your head all non-goddamned-disgusting-dirty-pigs have telling them not to be a goddamned-disgusting-dirty-pig.
Holy fuck Janice, I've cleaned the kitchen four times today already; don't you have a hygiene conscience!?
by Ramfar June 1, 2011
Get the Hygiene Conscience mug.Having another person in your life that helps you with your decision making till your own conscience skills developed . Usually this development of your own conscience will never occur according to the two legged conscience. Usually a wife friend or other helpful person qualifies as a two legged conscience. Poor results from behavior according to what your sense of right and wrong tells you is right denotes a need for a two legged conscience.
A two legged conscience will assist you in freely feeling shame when you do something immoral;
A two legged conscience will assist you in freely feeling shame when you do something immoral;
Pat a two legged conscience reminded Bob that he has no conscience about his habits"
A two legged conscience is needed when you are not able to adher to ethical or moral principles; you demonstrae a base, degrading way of life . Participate in dishonorable unethical practices usually causing immense fun and joy with a result of a total lack of guilt.
If Dick had a two legged conscience he would be alive today. Dick not having a two legged conscience developed a life style that He enjoyed but killed him. Poor individual decision making . Staying out for one more for the road. Not responsible to any higher authority.
A two legged conscience is needed when you are not able to adher to ethical or moral principles; you demonstrae a base, degrading way of life . Participate in dishonorable unethical practices usually causing immense fun and joy with a result of a total lack of guilt.
If Dick had a two legged conscience he would be alive today. Dick not having a two legged conscience developed a life style that He enjoyed but killed him. Poor individual decision making . Staying out for one more for the road. Not responsible to any higher authority.
by Sherlockhomes January 3, 2011
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Guy-You naughty boy!!! You've P**sed all over the bed. Hmm was I too hard on him there?
Guy-You naughty boy!!! You've P**sed all over the bed. Hmm was I too hard on him there?
by KEJIAN February 26, 2009
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It may be done in a variety of situations that are not slightly arousing to even the most average, psychologically balanced individual
It is done sub-consciencly when the brain finds itself inactive with nothing to do.
It may be done in a variety of situations that are not slightly arousing to even the most average, psychologically balanced individual
It is done sub-consciencly when the brain finds itself inactive with nothing to do.
Fiddling with your genitals while doing something mundane and inane such as:
- Mid conversation with a casual acquaintance
- Queing in the bank to withdraw money,
- Confessing in church
- Collecting your child from preschool
S.C.R (Sub-conscience Crotch Rubbing) is not a serious psychological ailment but it can lead to distress and situations of awkwardness and sexual embarassment
- Mid conversation with a casual acquaintance
- Queing in the bank to withdraw money,
- Confessing in church
- Collecting your child from preschool
S.C.R (Sub-conscience Crotch Rubbing) is not a serious psychological ailment but it can lead to distress and situations of awkwardness and sexual embarassment
by FenCor December 26, 2011
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