Hoscience is the female equivalent of broscience where the anecdotal reports of anyone who has lost even the smallest amount of weight is more credible than scientific research. In the case of hoscience it is more often the perpetuation of outdated dieting strategies.
The popularity of fad diets like Master Cleanse, Cabbage Soup, hCG, etc. is hoscience at its best... losing weight fast is more important than being healthy - even though scientific research has shown that none of these are successful long-term.
You can eat more calories during your period because your body is working harder.
No eating after 7p.
Eat with a baby spoon.
You should avoid fruit because of the sugar.
Belts and shorts that make you sweat actually make you lose fat, too.
Shakeweight - enough said.
Women should lift low weights with high repetition so that they don't become bulky - even though genetics (and steroid use) are what determines your physique.
You can eat more calories during your period because your body is working harder.
No eating after 7p.
Eat with a baby spoon.
You should avoid fruit because of the sugar.
Belts and shorts that make you sweat actually make you lose fat, too.
Shakeweight - enough said.
Women should lift low weights with high repetition so that they don't become bulky - even though genetics (and steroid use) are what determines your physique.
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noun
1. A reverse dichotomy of the words haste and patience.
2. The act of being hastient.
3. Of or related to the act of outwardly expressing patience whilst suppressing internal feelings of haste.
Not to be confused with Hatians -- nationals of the country of Haiti, or Haisans -- Asians living in Haiti, Hastience is a human quality and trait expressed by many individuals on a day to day basis within the queued, monotonous, institutional, repetitious, cyclical, unfulfilling construct of society colloquially known as "modernity."
noun
1. A reverse dichotomy of the words haste and patience.
2. The act of being hastient.
3. Of or related to the act of outwardly expressing patience whilst suppressing internal feelings of haste.
Not to be confused with Hatians -- nationals of the country of Haiti, or Haisans -- Asians living in Haiti, Hastience is a human quality and trait expressed by many individuals on a day to day basis within the queued, monotonous, institutional, repetitious, cyclical, unfulfilling construct of society colloquially known as "modernity."
Joe expressed astounding hastience as he waited to be anally probed by the TSA agents on his flight to Chicago so as not to be perceived as anxious or threatening lest he get full-on fisted.
Barry hastiently awaited for his girlfriend to be done with her period so that he could properly get his rocks off without sacrificing hygiene or fidelity.
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Barry hastiently awaited for his girlfriend to be done with her period so that he could properly get his rocks off without sacrificing hygiene or fidelity.
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Jamie was hossiendered into helping Daniel supervise an alcohol-free party for Daniel's teenage sister.
by Richos July 14, 2007
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*Imagine you are sneezing and saying the word "science", at the same time.
Ex: The world hofscience is a world hofmystery
Ex: The world hofscience is a world hofmystery
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Anon: You don't have an uterus, this is pure honscience.
Anon: You don't have an uterus, this is pure honscience.
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