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honkeymoon 

milar to that of a honeymoon for a normal human being but for a full-blown Honkey instead. A Honkeymoon consists of drinking cheap beer, and staying somewhere on the countryside with transportation provided by a big truck for muddin'. Dinner consists of anything you caught that day, with a fat chaw in almost the entire time. Honkeymoons are almost always paid for by money you earned dishonestly, ie scams related to insurance fraud, taking the cans back, or rummaging through ones belongings for a few bucks.
Billy Bob, how was the shotgun wedding?
I reckon it was outrageous, now I go on my honkeymoon.
honkeymoon by #1ABF December 5, 2014

honkeytonk 

A night club kind of place where cowboys party
cowboys party at the honkeytonk on friday nights
honkeytonk by Carn-Man May 9, 2004

donkeyman 

donkeyman is a merchant navy term for a stoker on the old steam ships. I appreciate it's not a tremendously humorous definition.
Granddad, why did you become a 'donkeyman'?

'Cos yer Mam can't cook, and I like the taste of coal.
donkeyman by Andy_is_not_my_name September 8, 2010

Honkeybonics 

The language spoken by white kids who have convinced themselves they are black.
Brian's honkeybonics got his ass beat at the Lil Jon show.
Honkeybonics by Jason Dmc December 16, 2008

Shake Your Honeymaker Burger 

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Shake Your Honeymaker Burger, it's served with honey mustard!"

honeyman 

A golden delicious looking man with honey tone of skin. He is pure at heart and super sweet. He is 100 percent. A honeyman is good to his woman. He is the top dog. Can't find anyone better than a honeyman. He is the true and only man devoted.
He told me that he is my honeyman, and he is here for me every step of the way.
honeyman by LusciousLuLips41 June 16, 2016
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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