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honkeymoon 

milar to that of a honeymoon for a normal human being but for a full-blown Honkey instead. A Honkeymoon consists of drinking cheap beer, and staying somewhere on the countryside with transportation provided by a big truck for muddin'. Dinner consists of anything you caught that day, with a fat chaw in almost the entire time. Honkeymoons are almost always paid for by money you earned dishonestly, ie scams related to insurance fraud, taking the cans back, or rummaging through ones belongings for a few bucks.
Billy Bob, how was the shotgun wedding?
I reckon it was outrageous, now I go on my honkeymoon.
honkeymoon by #1ABF December 5, 2014

honkeytonk 

A night club kind of place where cowboys party
cowboys party at the honkeytonk on friday nights
honkeytonk by Carn-Man May 9, 2004

donkeyman 

donkeyman is a merchant navy term for a stoker on the old steam ships. I appreciate it's not a tremendously humorous definition.
Granddad, why did you become a 'donkeyman'?

'Cos yer Mam can't cook, and I like the taste of coal.
donkeyman by Andy_is_not_my_name September 8, 2010

Honkeybonics 

The language spoken by white kids who have convinced themselves they are black.
Brian's honkeybonics got his ass beat at the Lil Jon show.
Honkeybonics by Jason Dmc December 16, 2008

Shake Your Honeymaker Burger 

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Shake Your Honeymaker Burger, it's served with honey mustard!"

honeyman 

A golden delicious looking man with honey tone of skin. He is pure at heart and super sweet. He is 100 percent. A honeyman is good to his woman. He is the top dog. Can't find anyone better than a honeyman. He is the true and only man devoted.
He told me that he is my honeyman, and he is here for me every step of the way.
honeyman by LusciousLuLips41 June 16, 2016