monkeyman
oh shit its monkeyman.
monkeyman by simon the slag October 1, 2005
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monkeyman
one of those old scruffy drunken men who have few teeth and badges on their jackets. they can't speak any known language. they wander the streets, sometimes in slippers and go to church.
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MonkeyMan
Usually the nickname given to someone who is a cheeky lil' bastard that people both love and hate. he generally makes a massive fool of himself on purpose to make people laugh, with or at him. he is a very selfless person and is not cautious about what he does.
MonkeyMan by EchoMonkey May 26, 2019
monkeyman
A monkeyman is a sweet adoable boyfriend with sexy tufts of chest hair, and who admits to being a monkeyman just to be cute for his girlfriend. A monkeyman also likes to cuddle and wrap himself againt his girlfirend to keep her warm with his monkeyness. A monkeyman is the best lover in the universe and will tell you to shut up and get on his horse whenever he feels like monkeying around.
monkeyman by Label'sGirl September 23, 2010
monkeyman in the can
A hairy grease man who sits on the jon while wet chunks silently slip out his butt cheeks. Usually seen sipping anus juice.
Artie lived in the toilet, where the Monkeyman in the can squatted his bare cheeks and released hot butt mud onto Artie's unsuspecting face.
monkeyman in the can by Monkey milfred September 9, 2006
monkeybate
The act of vigorously masturbating penis, aided by either poppers, weed, or both and often at the expense of personal relationships and productivity. So named because the masturbator engaging in the monkeybate is often so overwhelmed with pleasure that they screw up their faces in a way that mimics a baboon, gorilla, or monkey.
monkeybate by Ultbator August 19, 2019