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donkeyman 

A cross between a spiderman, and a donkeypunch...

So you're having anal sex. Just before you cum, you (the giver), punch the reciever in the back of the head. Their ass muscles tighten, increasing the sensation. Cum once inside, then quickly pull out and nut in your hand. The reciever will turn around, and as they do, slap them across the face with your man go, whilst screaming "Go Web, Go!". Finally, adopt your finest superhero pose, and don't move until you're finished soaking up the glory
I donkeyman'd your mum!
donkeyman by KH April 4, 2005

donkeyman 

Someone who dates your daughter and takes the place over. He brings his shit over, including his mass defecating boxer and makes himself at home. Need not worry my friend, in 3-4 years this vagrant of a boyfriend will be gone, off to lead a life of doing sopa operas and dancing at male strip clubs (such as "the Cave"). Donekeyman may resemble Dolph Lungren, but don't let him fool you, he knows no fighting moves, as he will assault you with his prowess of pole dancing and "As The World Turns" trivia
I went to Cruise's house yesterday and donkeyman was there with his boxer. He soon left, however, to his exotic dancing gig at Retro 35621007.

Donkeyface

A person who is so ugly you would rather kiss a donkey's asshole than her face. also the the complete opposite of a Frances
#1: What a donkeyface, she's just like a Frances.

#2: No thats totally what a donkeyface is not yo.

#1: Oh...
Donkeyface by Monkeybarn January 4, 2009
Wee village in norn iron, apparently sheep shaggers live there but I've never seen any, they got the best cricket team as well! Also known as Dunnamanagh, Dunn Na Manch and piles of other ways to spell it.
"Have ye ever been to Donemana sir?"
"Aye sir, its sum place hi."
Donemana by D4V3 January 22, 2006

donkeysaur 

A half-donkey and half-dinosaur hybrid. It lives in the water and looks like a sunken crane.
That's not a shipwreck, it's a donkeysaur.

DonkeyPalooza 

A Texas hold 'em poker tournament - usually in Florida. The game is inhabited by card-carrying donkeys who love the game but can't play it. (Although some think they play better drunk).

Typically the game is even more donkified by the presence of Nebraska born players.

Some believe there's a franchise in Kansas City.
So, is there a DonkeyPalooza Tuesday night? Dunno, everybody's at a Phish concert.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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