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Not-so-secret "secret" at Haverford College in Pennsylvania. Refers to the series of tunnels(containing an elaborate heating/electrical system) originally constructed beneath the Haverford campus with the intention of keeping the place cozy and liveable in Winter...has since been infiltrated by generations of Haverford undergrads hell-bent on getting drunk/high, wandering through the maze of subterranean pipes and passageways, risking getting caught and hollered at by the Dean or control-freak upperclassmen..."tunneling" was totally CHOICE in the 1980's when most of the tunnels were still accessible and good, creepy fun could be had down there (picnics, beer parties, nookie)...now that most of the tunnels have been walled-off, etc...it's much harder to convince a fellow-'Ford to crawl drunkenly through 'em with you when the possibility of NEVER FINDING YOUR WAY OUT ALIVE looms and menaces. There is still the seductive lure of the yet-to-be-breached "SECRET DOOR" said to be hidden within the tunnels.
"Screw Customs, man---let's hit the tunnels!"

"The TUNNELS? Are you kidding me? I heard Poindexter went in last semester and fucking disappeared. Screw that...besides, they're having cheesesteaks in the Dining Hall tonight and I wanna get in line before that big guy from my Chem class eats 'em all."
tunnels by poppysister August 23, 2006

Trains and Tunnels

A euphemism for sex. Where the train is the penis, and the tunnel is the vagina.
Gary and Lisa have went upstairs to play trains and tunnels

steam tunnels 

Underground tunnels made to deliver heat (in the form of steam) from a central heating plant to multiple buildings. Commonly found on college campuses. Often retrofitted with wires to deliver electricity or telecommunications. Sometimes used by students or other adventurers for recreational purposes, see urban exploration.
We found an open hatch that led into the steam tunnels, and spent a few hours exploring the campus from underground.
steam tunnels by Professor Slats November 1, 2008

Northville Tunnels

Left to rot for 25 years. Anyone that grew up in with in 25 miles of Northville went here in the 80's and 90's. A gift from the leaders of 1920's Detroit. A place to let the county experiment on your kids from 1926 to 1974. Abandoned in 1974. Turned into a playground for delinquents. 3 miles of underground steam tunnels and 45 buildings to run around in.

Run through tunnels 

The same as run a train except its usually a guy having sex with one girl after another.
All the girls at the party wanted to fuck James. So instead of fighting over him they made him run through tunnels.
Run through tunnels by punnai January 27, 2010

Hamas tunnels 

If YOU KNOW that the Hamas tunnels are SO DEEP underneath the civilian infrastructure that no military weapons will reach them.... Then... WHY ARE YOU BLOWING UP THE SCHOOLS AND HOSPITALS?
Hym "So... YOU KNOW... That the Hamas tunnels are too deep to reach... But... You just bomb them anyway? He literally just said that! He said 'The tunnels are too deep for us to reach, which is why I tell the Ukrainians to dig.' But if you know the bombs won't reach, why are you dropping the bombs? Because you don't care what you hit. The point of dropping the bombs is dropping the bombs. You kill whoever you kill. That's called 'bombing indiscriminately.' Ridiculous."
Hamas tunnels by Hym Iam June 11, 2024