Skip to main content

honeyed up 

To cover one's self with honey. Excellent for cash gathering and bear baiting. Often used in the sophisticated form " all honeyed up."
Pete got all honeyed up to get tons o' cash from Geoff's cash room.

honeydicked

Tricking someone into doing something for you for your own personal gain.
Sony really honeydicked us into watching The Interview.
honeydicked by karmicviolence December 25, 2014

Honeydew Temptation 

A sex act. When one places a bee inside a woman's vagina or anus. It can also be done inside a man's anus. They then proceed to place honey all over there penis and place it inside the vagina or anus and try to take the bee out before the bee dies.
I gave Suzie the sweetest Honeydew Temptation last night. Honey everywhere.
Honeydew Temptation by KCCI October 17, 2013
To seduce a person and use them for your personal agenda. Coined in the movie "The Interview"
"Dave, she honeydicked me. She used me to take out Kim Jong-Un."
Honeydick by D.J. Ango December 25, 2014
Pronounced with a long "o".

A portmanteau of "honored" and "boner," used to describe one being arroused by an honorific situation, especially by having vast amount of power bestowed upon oneself. The first recorded use was in a Tweet by a newly inaugurated American leader.
I am honered to serve you, the great American People, as the 45th president of the United States!
honered by Hotpotato88 January 22, 2017
One or more things, usually on a list, that your wife or girlfriend wants you to do. So called, because of "Honey, do this. Honey, do that."

If done correctly and in a timely fashion, you will be rewarded.
"Dude, why weren't you at the game?"
"Honeydo's."
honeydo by One Oscar September 3, 2006