honered

Pronounced with a long "o".

A portmanteau of "honored" and "boner," used to describe one being arroused by an honorific situation, especially by having vast amount of power bestowed upon oneself. The first recorded use was in a Tweet by a newly inaugurated American leader.

I am honered to serve you, the great American People, as the 45th president of the United States!

honered by Hotpotato88 January 22, 2017

she offered her honor, he honored her offer

a women offers her virginity to be taken and he accepts

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer..and all night long it was honor, offer, honor, offer.

she offered her honor, he honored her offer by busybusybusybusy May 24, 2009

homered 

A situation when the home referees favor the home team over the visitors.

He obviously got fouled while shooting a basket, but he got homered and there was no call.

homered by KGeezy February 4, 2009

honored

the term someone with the UTMOST thirst uses to court the opposite sex

I would be honored if m'lady would go on a date with me

honored by honored August 24, 2015

de-honkered 

Definition 1~ When a woman gets her breast implants removed or gets a breast reduction.

Definition 2~ When you slice the beak off of a Canadian goose with a machete.

"What happened to Tina's huge tits?"
"Oh yeah, that bitch got de-honkered due to back problems."

de-honkered by Donnie Bridle June 22, 2022

Honeyed 

Mesmerizing to look at - Luscious, Sweet tasting.

"that fly-ass chick over there is honeyed no doubt"

"Derek's sister has got some cheek - shes honeyed"

Honeyed by A. GIV June 14, 2004

honeyed up 

To cover one's self with honey. Excellent for cash gathering and bear baiting. Often used in the sophisticated form " all honeyed up."

Pete got all honeyed up to get tons o' cash from Geoff's cash room.

honeyed up by wealthy in forest heights December 16, 2008