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mesmerizing moles of majesty 

These are the beautiful moles people have on their neck or chest that inspire others to want to explore their bodies for more.
And then one morning, she was wearing a revealing shirt and he discovered her mesmerizing moles of majesty. He would never be the same. He began to have nightly dreams of giving her the kiss of bliss right where her legs begin so that she was lickled to the point of creating emotional lotion. Sadly, he did not nothing and continued stretching feelings out of fear of rejection and possibly being kissapointed.

mesmerizing moles of majesty 

These are the beautiful moles people have on their neck or chest that inspire others to want to explore their bodies for more.
And then one morning, she was wearing a revealing shirt and he discovered her mesmerizing moles of majesty. He would never be the same. He began to have nightly dreams of giving her the kiss of bliss right where her legs begin so that she was lickled to the point of spouting emotional lotion. Sadly, he said nothing and continued stretching feelings out of fear of rejection or possibly being kissapointed.

mesmorising 

Mesmorising is a common mistake of mesmerising. Mesmerising mean to be in the act of gaining the complete attention of someone. (British/Australian English)
He was mesmorising (mesmerising) his boss.
mesmorising by MultipliedCombo November 20, 2013

mesmerising 

Mesmerising means to be in the act of gaining one's full attention. (British/Australian English)
He was mesmerising his friend.
mesmerising by MultipliedCombo November 20, 2013

MeiMeizing 

Pete: That was awesome!

Freddy: Yeah, that was so MeiMeizing!
MeiMeizing by menloak November 15, 2011

miserizing 

The act of making someone suffer through their own medicine.
I'm always miserizing him by calling him a woman.
miserizing by Severide95 November 24, 2012
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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