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One or more things, usually on a list, that your wife or girlfriend wants you to do. So called, because of "Honey, do this. Honey, do that."

If done correctly and in a timely fashion, you will be rewarded.
"Dude, why weren't you at the game?"
"Honeydo's."
honeydo by One Oscar September 3, 2006
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a man that will do anything for a woman with no strings attatched.
ex. honeydo please change the spark plugs in my car when its 14 below zero, honey do please change my toliet seat, honeydo please unclog my kitchen sink etc. Usually not apprecited by younger women but all single women over 50 wish they had one.
honeydo by voodoomutt February 4, 2012

Honeydo list 

The most important list of your life! More important than any other list of stuff you have to do! Can be for men or women but must be REAL things needed done, not a list of positions or a mile long list of nothing but blowjobs.
This Saturday I'll knock out everything on the honeydo list so I can spend all day Sunday working on my truck!
Honeydo list by BigSexySixSix October 6, 2023

honeydicked

Tricking someone into doing something for you for your own personal gain.
Sony really honeydicked us into watching The Interview.
honeydicked by karmicviolence December 25, 2014

Honeydew Temptation 

A sex act. When one places a bee inside a woman's vagina or anus. It can also be done inside a man's anus. They then proceed to place honey all over there penis and place it inside the vagina or anus and try to take the bee out before the bee dies.
I gave Suzie the sweetest Honeydew Temptation last night. Honey everywhere.
Honeydew Temptation by KCCI October 17, 2013

Anal Honeycomb

At the end of a long stressful day at work you gather a handful of willing colleagues and set off for the woods. You gather some honey and delicious treats as it shall be a long journey. You then locate a bee hive and have your colleagues gently slather the honey in and around your anal cavity. You will then proceed to smash the beehive and have your colleagues seductively insert the bees into the anus. To finish the process you will proceed to "throw that ass in a circle" and let the bees thrive on your ass honey. When the bees are finished thriving on their treats, you will begin to smack your asscheeks together to eliminate the finicky pests.
Me and jeff got anal honeycombed yesterday!!
Anal Honeycomb by Sweaty Thighs April 22, 2015

Honeypotting 

When a person uses things that you either enjoy or arouse you to do what they want.
He loved girls with glasses and thought that bitch was as blind as a bat. She was honeypotting him.
Honeypotting by Dr. Fincher March 31, 2015
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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