homster

Homster - a cuter/friendlier way of saying “homie” mixed with Hamster.

*Robert with his friends*
*Sees his best friend*
Robert: Ayo John thats my homster right there!
John: Yes! That’s Henry, your best friend!

by Ahaaddisjdjdj November 27, 2018

HOMATER

HOMATER:- Is a bisexual teacher who enjoys caning young boys on their naiked bottoms, and, watch them in their communal shower after sport day - he just "janners" for it.

You'd better get that homework done, or, the geography teacher will get you into his room on the 9th floor and cane your naiked bottom at 1630 hrs when the boarders are having tea - he is a HOMATER!

by 1STFABARM April 23, 2019

burning the hamster

Verb. Laying one's dick on the radiator for sexual pleasure.

Kevin burnt his hamster on the radiator, making the entire room smell like burnt hamster.

by Nick Johnston February 6, 2005

go blow a hamster

A dismissive insult, like go F..k yourself.

I told you to stay out, now go blow a hamster!

by I, Wreckerrr November 21, 2016

Gaijin server hamster

The Gaijin server hamster is a legendary creature that powers up the War Thunder servers with his hamster wheel. Sometimes he dies or faints, crashing the game until it gets replaced.

Player 1: "Man, my game just died out"
Player 2: "Must've been the Gaijin server hamster's fault

by Electrosphere October 30, 2021

holster sniffer

Police groupie. Prefers to date only cops. One who surrounds themselves by cops.

That Lisa, she is a real holster sniffer!

by Pipsi July 28, 2008

Holster Whore

Women who sleep with law enforcement officers, but would never have done so had they not been a cop. Holster whores will often work their way through entire police departments, sometimes even as large as a Sheriff's department.

Holster whores are sometimes themselves law enforcement officers, or dispatchers / clerical workers at police departments. Their close proximity to cops will eventually wear down their inhibitions until all they see is a badge, gun, and the ability to beat people up and not get in trouble.

Look at her, she sleeps with every cop in town... what a holster whore.

Oh, her... good luck. She only bangs cops, what a holster whore.

Every cop in town likes that dispatcher, but there's a reason... shes a holster whore.

by Loofapalooza October 7, 2009