hamsterbating

the hamster version of masturbation
even though they are actually cleaning themselves, it looks more like they are pleasing themselves

Bruno: Hey man, what in the world is your hamster doing?
Alfie: Oh, don't worry about it, he's just hamsterbating.
Bruno: Gross man, you need to get him a woman!

by Hamster man November 11, 2006

hamsterbating

a hairy person who masturbates

Rememba when Pat was caught by a security in da bathroom for jacking off?
-His hairy ass, dat man was hamsterbating!

by Tugboats June 13, 2006

hamsterbating

the act of helping a hamster masterbate

"I had to start hamsterbating my pet hamster. He can't do it himself on account of his tiny arms and lack of thumbs."

by reaverandatlas May 5, 2010

Hamsturbating

Think of masturbation. Now think of a cute little hamster fondling himself.

No worries man, he's just hamsturbating.

by KrisJoy August 18, 2010

hacksterbating

The act of self service in the hacky sack game.

Quit hacksterbating and pass it.

by relyt0718 September 27, 2013

hamsterfacing

When a woman puts a mans penis down her throat and a testicle in each cheek.

Sharon wasn't a fan of hamsterfacing as it would often make her gag.

by Banno69 November 14, 2017

Hasteurbating

To hastily Masturbate.

I only had 5 minutes, but I spent 50 Hasteurbating.

by Hasturbatersince05 June 1, 2011