2 definitions by Nick Johnston

Verb. Laying one's dick on the radiator for sexual pleasure.
Kevin burnt his hamster on the radiator, making the entire room smell like burnt hamster.
by Nick Johnston February 7, 2005
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Noun. Being completely unsure of everything for no apparent reason and not knowing how to verbalize it.
After a night of hard drinking, Ted has unsure-cognition
by Nick Johnston February 7, 2005
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