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A man or woman who has suppressed their homosexuality for years, being "sleepers" if you will, until they finally come out of their homotose...much like a coma. They awaken and accept their innate sexuality and flamboyantly (or butchly) show the world that they are alive and ready to express who they really are.
We always knew Jared was a fag, but it wasn't until he came out of his homotose that he really started showing his true colors. Rainbow colors.
homotose by Chwbecca May 16, 2008
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Homotiser 

A person who makes assumptions that somebody is an LGBTQ+ based on their look or appearance.
A: That guy looks very gay.
B: Oh, you’re such a HOMOTISER!
Homotiser by blayboy May 9, 2019

Homotone 

A very high-pitched voice used most commonly by male homosexuals. This voice is usually coupled with an exaggerated lisp.
Billy: "Oh he ith hot!"
Bob: "Damn dude, Billy has got to stop talking in such a homotone voice, I just wanna punch him in the throat every time I hear it."
Homotone by WordMasterPhlex August 24, 2008

homojoseph

homojoseph is person who is secretly gay and enjoys long walks on the beach, while high on MMJ, holding hands with their gay lover. All while being named Joseph
Joseph Mayfield is a homojoseph!
homojoseph by MackieLish November 7, 2019

homobosexual 

Well, it's when someone decides to give up all they've got and live life on the edge. They sleep under bridges and on stranded trains. They're also gay.
Steve, the little gay kid next door, is now homeless. He's now a homobosexual
homobosexual by garygogogo November 7, 2009

Homotoes 

Incredibly High... to the point of passing out "comotose"
So when you get real real high you sometimes say "I'm comatose" well when your real high sometimes you have a relaxed way of speach so you say i'm waaay homotoes! If you wanna get real real high then tell your friend its time to get homotoes!
Homotoes by Deviator44 February 2, 2010

Homotolerant 

1. A cemented belief that homosexuality is a sin, for whatever reason, but don't exactly hate them for it.
2. Participating in a romantic event for a friend, and verbally performing the homosexual type part, i.e Angela Schrute from "The Office" in Season 7, episode 13 when Michael Scott gets the employees to help with the romantic proposal.
3. Knowing someone who is Homosexual and you can't do crap about it so you just tolerate it.
(Season 7, episode 13 of the office)
Angela; "will you marry me?"
Holly; "no"

Angela is Homotolerant
Homotolerant by Harley_Gloom June 22, 2018
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