assumptions 

assuming two people like each other based on their flirtatious encounters.

omg yeahh! ASSUMPTIONSS!

assumptions by lina.twins.eamon.chan.lewis. June 3, 2010

assumptions 

the mother of all fuckups.

Dont make assumptions or they will fuck you sideways

assumptions by Serbprince September 22, 2006

Assumptions 

Euclidean reasoning.

Hym "If by 'making assumptions' you mean assuming intuitively appealing axioms and deducing propositions from these, then, yes. And, yes, I have noticed that he has been substantiating these propositions (which is tight). Muh brains is fucking huge dawg. That's where all the pressure comes from. It's just muh big ole grey matter bulging out of my brain cage. Like some too tight jeans trying to contain a fat boner. I going to have to go out and buy a wheelbarrow pretty soon just to carry this motherfucker around."

Assumptions by Hym Iam May 24, 2022

Assumptions 

It's not an assumption.

Hym "You can't avoid making assumptions BUT you can avoid investigating. I wanted to go to McDonald's and you don't like the road I took to get to McDonald's. I'm there. Doing this is not going to change the fact that I got to McDonald's with the route I took. And now here we sit. Enjoying the consequences of you IN-action. Because INACTION... ALSO has consequences. Consequences that you are avoiding like the plague. You choose to dangle the key in front of me and when the blood began to flow from my cage into you world... You wept."

Assumptions by Hym Iam February 28, 2025

Mighty Assumptions 

Assuming that someone is gay or bi-sexual based on little or no evidence.

Person 1: i bet that guy over there's gay. I just have a feeling for these things.

Person 2: What makes you arrive at these Mighty Assumptions?

Mighty Assumptions by Amelia&Hattie April 17, 2010

mr assumptions 

A person who says he doesn't assume everything, yet does. He also probably calls the girl who broke up with him Ms. Assumptions, but he stalks the girl he used to have a thing with or date, and then assume everything she tweets and posts on instagram is about him.

Daamn my ex! Back at it again with calling me Ms. Assumptions when he's the one assuming everything is about him. He's the one assuming here - a Mr Assumptions.

mr assumptions by bananaplush August 28, 2016

Kamina Assumption 

noun; an assumption that any situation or problem, even if it is logically insurmountable, can be resolved by sheer passion or force of will.

This phrase was inspired by the character Kamina from the anime Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, who has a tendency to conquer insurmountable obstacles by his fiery, manly passion; a force that is approximately equal to the red-hot plasma of a thousand suns molded into the shape of mustangs and panthers.

Kevin: Look, I know that we only have half a tank of gas and no cash, but it's my dream to finish this cross-country road trip and I know we'll do it somehow!

Me: Considering that we're still in Wyoming, I'd say you're making a dangerous Kamina Assumption.

Kamina Assumption by PyrgusMalvae January 18, 2010