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Homokinesis 

Similar to telekinesis, but applicable only to homosexuals, homokinesis is the ability to move gay people with one's mind. This is frequently a super power used by homosexual superheroes to improve their dating life.
George: "I have the power of homokinesis. I can move gay people with my mind."
Nadia: "Where do you move them to?"
George: "Any position I like..."
Homokinesis by Yorgiopolis November 5, 2008
Related Words

homobone 

noun: an erection of the penis caused by a sexual attraction to another man
Oh man, Stuart is giving me a total homobone.
homobone by Lance of France November 17, 2011

Homotone 

A very high-pitched voice used most commonly by male homosexuals. This voice is usually coupled with an exaggerated lisp.
Billy: "Oh he ith hot!"
Bob: "Damn dude, Billy has got to stop talking in such a homotone voice, I just wanna punch him in the throat every time I hear it."
Homotone by WordMasterPhlex August 24, 2008

homoness 

Describing a person or an action done with flaming gay qualities.
Wow Chuck nice pink shirt, your homoness will never cease to amaze me.
homoness by SamK September 7, 2008
(n): the extreme sexual urges felt for one of the same or similar sex
**these are not just any feelings- they are intense rushes of hormones secreted similar to those like adrenaline, etc.
Dude, I think my homones are kicking in. I think that dude over there is SO hot. You think he has homones too? Dude?
Homones by Non-hormonal teen July 22, 2010
Like a chromosone, but one that makes you behave in a homosexual manner.
Kid #1: Dude, did you see Randy's shirt today?
Kid #2: Yah, he clearly has some dominant homosones.
homosone by ts101 January 11, 2009