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Homokinesis 

Similar to telekinesis, but applicable only to homosexuals, homokinesis is the ability to move gay people with one's mind. This is frequently a super power used by homosexual superheroes to improve their dating life.
George: "I have the power of homokinesis. I can move gay people with my mind."
Nadia: "Where do you move them to?"
George: "Any position I like..."
Homokinesis by Yorgiopolis November 5, 2008
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Homokinesis 

The ability to turn someone homosexual at will.
Homokinesis turning anyone gay

HomoKinesiologychadsexual

The sexuality of being a bass that works out, that is a Chad and that likes men
I’m a HomoKinesiologychadsexual so I kiss and sing low with the men ifyk what I mean