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homocytis 

When a gay cop gives you a speeding ticket.
Excuse to boss: I would have been to work sooner, except for the homocytis this morning.
homocytis by zzapp the witch May 22, 2006
Words you can keep
Homotism is the expression of man’s exclusive focus on himself because of an erroneous belief that homo sapiens (mankind), the sole surviving species of the genus homo, is superior to all other species on earth and that this superiority gives mankind dominance and rights over all other life forms.

Homotism erroneously proposes that human characteristics, such as consciousness, altruism, intelligence, culture, creativity, morality, warfare, language, problem solving, monogamy, family, tool use, invention, innovation, flexibility, spirit, grieving and soul are behaviors reserved exclusively for mankind.

newly coined word by Victor Ciuccio Ph.D.
Homotism is the engine that drives climate change denial. It is homotistical for extractionist industries to abuse the commons. Every corporate shareholder meeting should have activists there to halt homotistical biases camouflaged
as shareholder fiduciary responsibility.
homotism by Beppe November 22, 2018

Homotising

To assume or suspect that somebody is an LGBTQ+ based on their look or appearance.
A: Oh that guy looks definitely gay.
B: Dude! You really need to stop HOMOTISING people!!
Homotising by blayboy May 8, 2019

Homotiser 

A person who makes assumptions that somebody is an LGBTQ+ based on their look or appearance.
A: That guy looks very gay.
B: Oh, you’re such a HOMOTISER!
Homotiser by blayboy May 9, 2019

homochismo 

The Macisimo fear of being perceived as a passive homosexual, usually found in passive gay sexual acts. Truthfully makes no sense, considering that homosexual acts are gay, either way.

Can we say "double standard"?

Homochimso Guy: Dude, you're so gay - you actually sucked his dick?
2nd Homochismo Guy: Nah man, he just sucked me off - and I screwed him. I'm not gay man.
Carlos was acting all homochismo - when he told Juan to just suck his dick.

Albert was acting all homochismo - he didn't want to be seen talking with Juan, who's known to be gay.
homochismo by jamfram July 14, 2014

Homochrist 

In the word of kvlt, the nemesis and antipole of the Most Austere One, the Necrowizard.

The Homochrist's lukewarm powers are constantly infiltrating and warping mortal affairs, tainting all that is grim and enticing humanity towards his own elemental gayness.

Kvlt lore prophesises that the Homochrist will rematerialise over Palestine late in the Fourth Vorn, shortly before the final battle with the forces of Kvlt. Proceeding from Norway, the Necrowizard will encounter the Homochrist at Varghnorghnaul, somewhere in the vicinity of Goole.

There the Necrowizard will ritually challenge his bitter rival to mortal kömbat. The Homochrist will decline out of principle, and immediately be cloven in half with the Sword of Xfonshjuahh'k.

A most morbific jubilation will follow among all true necrolytes at the breaking of the gay Fourth Vorn and the ushering-in of the Fifth or Forlorn Vorn of eternal terror and despair. This too will mark the reinversion of the uninverted crosses of P'thwaaangjhiuth and the billion-year reign of darkness that is the fondest wish of all true necrolytes.

HAIL THE NECROWIZARD.
You can't possibly be thinking of buying that Green Day CD? Those cunts are the arse-welkins of the Homochrist.
Homochrist by Lord Grimcock August 28, 2007
a disease you may get at birth and could not be cured; a gay man who cant get a boyfriend
He has homoitis soo bad he cant even get a boyfriend!
homoitis by Kobrais5 February 27, 2007
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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