homocyclist 

Derogatory term referring to motorcyclist who choose two wheels over four due to the straight line speed instead of real world pace. The type of motorbike rider that blasts off from the lights then backs off for the first bend only to be overtaken by the mildest family hatchback!

Bike rider – Ha, see that VW golf eat my dust!

Car driver – Wanker Homocyclist! My 100 year old granny could have taken that bend three times faster then your queer fireblade.

homocyclist by Steven Turner September 2, 2008