In the word of kvlt, the nemesis and antipole of the Most Austere One, the Necrowizard.
The Homochrist's lukewarm powers are constantly infiltrating and warping mortal affairs, tainting all that is grim and enticing humanity towards his own elemental gayness.
Kvlt lore prophesises that the Homochrist will rematerialise over Palestine late in the Fourth Vorn, shortly before the final battle with the forces of Kvlt. Proceeding from Norway, the Necrowizard will encounter the Homochrist at Varghnorghnaul, somewhere in the vicinity of Goole.
There the Necrowizard will ritually challenge his bitter rival to mortal kömbat. The Homochrist will decline out of principle, and immediately be cloven in half with the Sword of Xfonshjuahh'k.
A most morbific jubilation will follow among all true necrolytes at the breaking of the gay Fourth Vorn and the ushering-in of the Fifth or Forlorn Vorn of eternal terror and despair. This too will mark the reinversion of the uninverted crosses of P'thwaaangjhiuth and the billion-year reign of darkness that is the fondest wish of all true necrolytes.
HAIL THE NECROWIZARD.
The Homochrist's lukewarm powers are constantly infiltrating and warping mortal affairs, tainting all that is grim and enticing humanity towards his own elemental gayness.
Kvlt lore prophesises that the Homochrist will rematerialise over Palestine late in the Fourth Vorn, shortly before the final battle with the forces of Kvlt. Proceeding from Norway, the Necrowizard will encounter the Homochrist at Varghnorghnaul, somewhere in the vicinity of Goole.
There the Necrowizard will ritually challenge his bitter rival to mortal kömbat. The Homochrist will decline out of principle, and immediately be cloven in half with the Sword of Xfonshjuahh'k.
A most morbific jubilation will follow among all true necrolytes at the breaking of the gay Fourth Vorn and the ushering-in of the Fifth or Forlorn Vorn of eternal terror and despair. This too will mark the reinversion of the uninverted crosses of P'thwaaangjhiuth and the billion-year reign of darkness that is the fondest wish of all true necrolytes.
HAIL THE NECROWIZARD.
You can't possibly be thinking of buying that Green Day CD? Those cunts are the arse-welkins of the Homochrist.
by Lord Grimcock August 28, 2007
Get the Homochrist mug.(N) A person who states that they are a Christian, believe in Christian values, and may even preach the gospel, yet are hateful and unforgiving. Such a person will often talk of the love of Jesus, will talk of morals, will talk of doing good, but will hold people to high expectations, may be judgmental, and extremely prideful.
Kirsten is such a hypochristian. She talks of forgiveness and all that other crap, but she's still mad at me for that fight we had over a year ago!
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(1) Much like a hypocrite, a hypochristian is one who acts and/or self-proclaims themselves to be a Christian or have Christian-like qualities, beliefs and virtues in public, church or anywhere else people can observe them.
(2) A person who judges and sets Christian-like standards for other people, even though they do not possess the same particular characteristics/qualities.
(2) A person who judges and sets Christian-like standards for other people, even though they do not possess the same particular characteristics/qualities.
Joe: Man, how can Brittany lecture me about having sex before marriage, when she has slept with the whole baseball team?
Chris: I dunno dude. She's a Hypochristian.
Chris: I dunno dude. She's a Hypochristian.
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Get the Hypochristian mug.A public figure who acts straight, and even denounces pro-homosexual policies, yet hypocritically engages in homosexual acts in secret.
Pastor Ted Haggard is homocrite.
by avaron November 5, 2006
Get the homocrite mug.He didn't even leave the Church yet, not even one step outside, he's cursing up a storm, and eyeing up the ladies. What a HypoChristian.
by Disgruntled Christian June 23, 2011
Get the Hypochristian mug.Contraction of the words 'hypocrite' and 'Christian'. Any Christian who claims to follow the teaching of Christ but whose belief structure, values and/or actions directly contradict such a claim. Typically, hypochristians support things such as the Death Penalty, engage in heavily in proselytizing and judgement of others whose beliefs differ from theirs. Additionally, they often oppose things that go against their beliefs such as gay marriage, evolution, and other scientific law amidst wide amounts of ethical, scientific, moral, and logical arguements (even within their own supposed claim of beleifs) that would prove otherwise. Hypochristians are best categorized as individuals so stubbornly and fanatically devoted to their beliefs that they border on sheer stupidity.
Jill is one of theose Born Again Hypochristians. She claims she believes in the teaching of Jesus yet she sleeps with every guy she meets.
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Get the hypochristian mug.Any religion or sect of Christianity whose teachings, doctrine, dogma, scriptures and/or practices directly contradict the teachings of the Christ, Jesus of Nazareth.
An individuals who follows one of these sects is known as a hypochristian.
An individuals who follows one of these sects is known as a hypochristian.
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