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a disease you may get at birth and could not be cured; a gay man who cant get a boyfriend
He has homoitis soo bad he cant even get a boyfriend!
homoitis by Kobrais5 February 27, 2007
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Homotism is the expression of man’s exclusive focus on himself because of an erroneous belief that homo sapiens (mankind), the sole surviving species of the genus homo, is superior to all other species on earth and that this superiority gives mankind dominance and rights over all other life forms.

Homotism erroneously proposes that human characteristics, such as consciousness, altruism, intelligence, culture, creativity, morality, warfare, language, problem solving, monogamy, family, tool use, invention, innovation, flexibility, spirit, grieving and soul are behaviors reserved exclusively for mankind.

newly coined word by Victor Ciuccio Ph.D.
Homotism is the engine that drives climate change denial. It is homotistical for extractionist industries to abuse the commons. Every corporate shareholder meeting should have activists there to halt homotistical biases camouflaged
as shareholder fiduciary responsibility.
homotism by Beppe November 22, 2018
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Homotising

To assume or suspect that somebody is an LGBTQ+ based on their look or appearance.
A: Oh that guy looks definitely gay.
B: Dude! You really need to stop HOMOTISING people!!
Homotising by blayboy May 8, 2019

Homotiser 

A person who makes assumptions that somebody is an LGBTQ+ based on their look or appearance.
A: That guy looks very gay.
B: Oh, you’re such a HOMOTISER!
Homotiser by blayboy May 9, 2019
Hoboitis: pronounced hobo-eye-tis is the disease of constantly failing at typing and can strike at anytime and you will never know about it

-Created because one day I was dressed in sweat pants and a sweat shirt with my hair up in a bun and was chatting with my best friend and said I looked like a hobo. I continuously failed at typing...and so it this is how it became xD
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Person 1: rawwwrs

Person 2: rawr to you too :P what's u

oh goodness up**

Person 1: not much

Person 2: hoboitis...how I hate it
Hoboitis by MiraMoments12 October 30, 2011
1.The naturally occurring condition of acting like a hobo in dress, manner, vocabulary, intellect, etc.

2. A theoretical diesease spreadable from people infected to other people who are not well informed on avoiding the disease.
Tony is acting like such a hoboitis carrier today!
Hoboitis by Tonny Davidson October 3, 2011
common chesse doctor or a rash
Look my swiss cheese has hoboitis
Man this hoboitis is itchy
hoboitis by LOLHULIOANDPC! July 29, 2009
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
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Coyote Ugly

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The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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