homotextual

An ostenibly straight male that if observed solely by his electronically transmitted written word could be taken as gay.

Common in pvp video games and on the chat forums surrounding such games, the homotextual will claim to be straight and love women and women's bodies, but his every digital utterance is laced with aggressive homosexual inference.

Typically a psychological side effect of mommy not holding them as children and daddy thinking them weak for crying when they fell off their bike, these individuals spend the majority of their time attempting to assert dominance over the other males in a pack-like mode, via the only medium common to males between puberty and death, aggressive and overt sexual advance.

Tyranny Tard: lol i just fukken RAPED that guy. I totally fucked him in the ass. I was like, so you think yer hot shit, well let's duel and he totally sucked dick. I mean my cock was in his lungs i face-owned him so hard.

Cimmeria Player: So....you like the boys then?

Tyranny Tard: Fuck you, asshole! I'm a reaL MAN! I get more pussy in a week than you'll see your whole life, fucking RP homo! Come suck my dick little rp faggot, let me fuck you in the ear!

Cimmeria Player:...So...you like the boys then?

Tyranny Tard: No, son! I ain't queer like u.

Cimmeria Player: ...ah.

Tyranny Tard: What?

Cimmeria Player: You are a homotextual. But it's cool, I don't judge.

by Letsbreakit August 4, 2009

homotextual

(adj.) term used to describe a text message or texting interchange with a person of the same gender

"I heard texting was a great way to flirt with the ladies. Unfortunately most of my texts lately have been homotextual in nature."

by Mike Blanco March 25, 2008

homotextual

when a person (generally male) is on his phone all day texting and ignoring others around him.

Matt! Will you get off that damn phone and stop being such a homotextual!

by cBlunted May 1, 2008

homotextual

Someone aroused by messaging people of their own sex

Bill gets sexually aroused by messaging only men on his phone. He is believed to be a homotextual.

by Character Before Category February 9, 2012

homotextual

One who solicits gay sex over an instant message service or a mobile "phone". Or someone who has gay "sex" only through the already mentioned mediums.

That guy's not really gay. He's just a homotextual.

by Levesque March 28, 2006

Homotextual

Black on black, white on white text.

Google penalizes sites which allow homotextual text in their PageRank system.

by Information Express August 15, 2006

Homotextual

One who owns a phone, but will only text message. Or one who texts too much.

"Don't bother calling 'em; he's a homotextual."

by absorootly August 17, 2008