holten

A "Holten" is a foul beast living in "Holtskogen" in the little town called "klæbu".

I got eaten by a Holten today :(

holten by Rolf Vesenlund November 10, 2008

Holten

He has the power.

"So i saw some random guy in the hall today and noticed he had the swag of a Fendi carpet... He was wearing dollar bills for pants!"

"Yeah how is Holten these days?"

Holten by LexingtonLexicon January 19, 2012

Dagmar Holten 

- Noun
Chicargo slang, commonly used against people with diabetes or just fat people. You have probably heard of the word "DaDagger", which just is a mutated version of Dagmar holten. DaDagger can also be used as an synonym to "nigga", like "what up my Dagger".

Person 1: What up fatty, you dagmar holten or what?
Person 2: *cries*
Person 1: yeah cry that fat out fatty

Dagmar Holten by MikeTheShikes October 31, 2019

cove holden

An absolute sweetheart. He is honest to god the sweetest guy ever. Treasure him, because you’ll never meet a greater guy than Cove Holden

Cove Holden deserves the world and more.

cove holden by MC Jamie L December 2, 2020

Hootenberry

1.) A story or explanation that is simple for one but may be difficult to follow for others.

2.) A story or explanation that may be full of half truths or whole lies depending upon the teller of said story and whether they can remember what lies they’ve told in the past.

My family tree is kind of a hootenberry; my mom’s sister was married to my dad’s cousin but then they divorced and now her sister is married to his uncle so all the cousins on that side are kissing cousins twice removed.

2.)” My followers on YouTube are mostly haters because they want me to fail. I was just reading in the comments yesterday that everyone said they were waiting for me to die.”

“Actually they said if you don’t change your lifestyle you won’t have much longer to live…how can you keep telling all these hootenberries?!”

Hootenberry by Madam.J June 17, 2021

Hootenberry

Something crazy or hard to believe

I had a hootenberry situation tonight. I noticed Becky glaring at me from across the apartment and realized that she could never support me.

Hootenberry by cooldudecahson August 12, 2021

Holden Craptiva 

An SUV made by General Motors. Also known as the Chevrolet Craptiva, this car is notorious for having major faults where owners spend hundreds and thousands of dollars to every year fix them up. There is even a Facebook page called 'My Holden Captiva Sucks.'

Look at that Craptiva pleb driving his Holden Craptiva

Holden Craptiva by MoronHater July 23, 2016