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One of the most sarcastic guys you'll ever meet. They tend to be very handsome and down to Earth. They hate girl drama. They are very athletic and while they may be smart they tend to procrastinate and do the bare minimum to get by. Holden is one of the funniest guys, that can always make you smile. A girl is extremely lucky to catch a Holden.
Friend1: He's good at everything
Friend2: Well yeah his name is Holden.

A girl will wish she'll be "Holden" his hand.
Holden by #oh_you*know November 29, 2011
A beautiful man whose a perfect match for any down to earth girl. Strong and muscular with perfect hair. Would make an amazing lumberjack or cowboy. A gift from above really.
Hey did you see Katie with holden he's so perfect
Holden by Commodore walrus February 5, 2017
A sweet guy that seduces every girl he talks to. It's hard to control yourself once you've exchanged looks with those gorgeous brown eyes. Very athletic and really smart. A good catch if you can get him. (:
Holden and I had a great time last night! He was so polite and asked me to be his girlfriend!
Holden by Beautiful_Blondie October 23, 2011
A child that is born with supreme power, and everyone that isn't Holden is automaticlly a phony
Ugh Batman is such a non-Holden; he doesn't even have any powers
Holden by Gaylord Faulker the III December 4, 2010
Iconic australian motor vehical. Early models of Holden including HG, HK, HJ,& HQ are well sort after especialy in the four door sedan (GTS) or two door coupe (Monaro & GTS Monaro). The HQ - HZ holden panel van (Sandman) Had a cult following during the 70's that continues today. During the 80's Holden introduced the commodore as there main production vehical.
This is were the holden name went down hill. See commodore for examples.
Check out the holden Manaro/GTS/Pano thats nice as.
Hey look another crap V6 commodore with a "SS" bodykit.
Holden by D'Ville May 10, 2006
A lovechild between an American man and Polish woman. It is usually a boy and is often a gifted musician with a great sense of humor and incredible intelligence.
Did you see Holden at the Symphony last night? Damn that kid can play the Violin!

Holden is a demi-god, straight up demi-god.

Holden was so funny at the Improv, I laughed my ass off!
Holden by penpal21 March 9, 2010
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