A girls who's pretty and supersmart, and reaaaally funny, and with which you're sure to always have a great time no matter what!
Person 1: Oh I ran into Hortense the other day
Person 2: Wait, is that this really cool and funny chick that you went to high school with?
Person 1: Yeah, that's her!
Person 2: Wait, is that this really cool and funny chick that you went to high school with?
Person 1: Yeah, that's her!
by CookieDough May 23, 2013
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It's totally the kind of girl you fall in love with in a sec'
It's totally the kind of girl you fall in love with in a sec'
by Nutcracker212 October 21, 2010
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prononced « whOrEtEnsS ».
a french kpop hoe who enjoys watching tv shows such as rue paul’s drag race. Very kind and sweet and arGGG SUCH A PRECIOUS HUMAN but you DO NOT want to get her mad.
also a very good liar, especially in the Loup Garou game. DO NOT !! TRUST HER !! THERE !!
give her banana milk î order to appease her.
also... the chances that she owns a cat and that it is posessed are quite high.
a french kpop hoe who enjoys watching tv shows such as rue paul’s drag race. Very kind and sweet and arGGG SUCH A PRECIOUS HUMAN but you DO NOT want to get her mad.
also a very good liar, especially in the Loup Garou game. DO NOT !! TRUST HER !! THERE !!
give her banana milk î order to appease her.
also... the chances that she owns a cat and that it is posessed are quite high.
by maki bear (aka maki-b) June 8, 2019
Get the Hortense mug.C’est une fille ouf dont les priorités sont souvent les bonbons son chien et son mec. A part ça c’est une fille ouf avec ses amis elle a un humour bien à elle et sera toujours là même à 100000 km elle adore taquiner et avec elle on a toujours les meilleurs souvenirs .
Elle est très créative j’irais jusqu’à artiste
Elle est très créative j’irais jusqu’à artiste
by Juju2709 November 21, 2021
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I know, Hortense was so anoyying.
I know, Hortense was so anoyying.
by Sogladshesgone November 14, 2010
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Get the hortense mug.Bilingual in Russian, she is the smartest girl in her class. Is specially attracted to flute players and guys younger than her. She lives in the gettho but has survived thanks to her faith. She knows more drug dealers than baker because she is a fucking gangsta. She also has a twin sister that she murdered a few years ago out of jealousy. Overall she is a weird ass bitch
Hortense is such a great person
by LisB November 22, 2021
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