hooten 

a hero; one who tries to impress the opposite sex

"Quite being a hooten"

hooten by Anonymous June 3, 2003

hooten 

bhaddie; one who has a very big ass and knows how to use it well. a hooten gets very many attractive men and many men are crushing on a hooten.

hi hooten, id tap that!

omg guys look it's hooten, shes so hot
guys i think i like hooten.

hooten by dantheworkguy June 4, 2018

Hooten 

A five molar concentration of ass.

I was in Chemistry class when some jackass spilled an entire beaker of hooten on the desk.

Hooten by David Rodriguez November 26, 2004

Hooten 

A reasonable amount of jank

If I laid down that side of jank on that hooten I’d be happy with that donk.

Hooten by Don Cornerstone April 25, 2019

hooten 

cassies last name

hai cassie hooten

hooten by cassie and tammy :D May 4, 2003

hooten falutin  

fancy shcmancy, rather high class and bogus.

i don't want her goin' to that hooten falutin party up in long island with all those jews!

hooten falutin by kylee h. + sara r. December 29, 2008

Hooten Stank 

an awful smell combination of skunk, weed, and ass that makes everyone sick, usually found in old classrooms, gym lockers, anywhere swimmers were or have been, bubblegum shrimp co., hawaiian public bathrooms, cars of football players, and ohio

Student: dude wtf is that smell...
Swimmer: thats definetely hooten stank
Student: i think im gonna be sick

Guy: did u catch a wif of that fresh hooten stank
Friend: yeah it smells fuckin awful

Hooten Stank by Saint Patrick's Battalion February 27, 2011