hokum 

(n.) 1. Something apparently impressive or legitimate but actually untrue or insincere; nonsense. 2.
A stock technique for eliciting a desired response from an audience.

(n.) The cum of a ho.

Cindy thought that I was spouting hokum when I told her that I would make her scream. She was wrong; she threw me on the table and rode my throbbing cock until hokum started to leak out from her cunt and her moans became gasping screams of ecstasy.

hokum by PaperMachete November 10, 2005

hojumper 

One who is active with the promiscuous.

Ben Dover was a major hojumper in his youth!

hojumper by I, Wreckerrr November 18, 2016

Hokus Pookus

When you go take a poo that looks normal in the bowl but when you flush the toilet the seemingly solid movement suddenly disintegrates into a brown cloud.

I took a shit that looked like it could choke a donkey but I realized when I flushed that it was just a Hokus Pookus.

Hokus Pookus by Owlcoholics May 29, 2009

Hokuniverse 

It is just a more advanced level of Hokgod.

Honrich: Y are u so hokuniverse.
Advani: Cuz u are hokmultiverse

Hokuniverse by warloadam November 29, 2021

hockumentary 

A hockumentary is typically a Canadian phenomenon. The canadian penchant for the Hockey Documentary is legendary. Of course there are the typical documentary's about the big names, like Wayne Gretzky and Bobby Orr, but these are fairly pedestrian. Others border on fanantical, like "Life After Hockey" or "Shinny: The Hockey in All of Us".

Did you watch that Hockumentary this weekend?

hockumentary by Richard Marken June 26, 2006

Hokma 

Hokma Balls

Holy shit! It's the epic balls man, Hokma Balls!

Hokma by Hokma November 17, 2021

Hokmultiverse

Also an advanced level for Hokuniverse.

Me: y me so Hokjar?
EVERYONE: STOP ROASTING US! you are Hokmultiverse!

Hokmultiverse by warloadam November 29, 2021