The process of trolling an online community with the intent to commit mayhem, while concurrently fooling enough of the community participants into thinking you actually have a point, albeit one made up of bad math and ridiculous ideas.

I gave up posting on that board, too much unchecked Hocomania going on.

Hocomania by TH March 19, 2005

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hockumentary

A hockumentary is typically a Canadian phenomenon. The canadian penchant for the Hockey Documentary is legendary. Of course there are the typical documentary's about the big names, like Wayne Gretzky and Bobby Orr, but these are fairly pedestrian. Others border on fanantical, like "Life After Hockey" or "Shinny: The Hockey in All of Us".

Did you watch that Hockumentary this weekend?

hockumentary by Richard Marken June 26, 2006

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hocus pocus alimagocus

Magic words used on the 1980s kids' show Today's Special (a Canadian import which aired on a very early Nickelodeon). The characters would say these words to bring Jeff the mannequin to life.

Put the magic hat on Jeff and say "hocus pocus alimagocus"!

hocus pocus alimagocus by PearlieGirl June 22, 2015

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Hocomania

An early retirement plan that features quitting a high-paying job before you've saved enough money to be financially-independent only to accept sub-minimum wage work to make ends meet and feed your family.

He's still working, but the hocomania has him thinking he's retired.

Hocomania by syke March 18, 2005

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