PaperMachete's definitions

hellyo

a combination of hello and yo

hellyo is used only to address people in frustration or anger

Hellyo! What the fuck are you doing?

by PaperMachete October 26, 2005

failure

i. A good excuse not to try.

ii. One who fucks up all the time.

iii. One who goes to Yale but has the vocabulary and comprehension of a sea cucumber.

See also: George W. Bush, Dubya, Ashlee Simpson, Enron, Operation Iraqi Liberation

Homer Simpsons: Trying is the first step towards failure.

George W. Bush: I didn't misfailure the country! Honest! It's hard work being president! Realleh hard work! Even my daddeh says it's hard work! I don't get no break on Sundehs too!
Bob Bluebell: What a failure and a jerkwad.

by PaperMachete December 28, 2005

My eyes! They feel like needles!

What one screams in agony when one's eyes feel like needles.

Often shouted hysterically when hydrochloric acid, potassium permanganate, nitric acid, citric acid or some caustic or industrial chemical enters your eyes, and you can't help but scream in pain.

Greg Gregorius (after squirting orange juice in his eye): My eyes! They feel like needles!
Me: Here, let me gouge them out for you with this plastic spoon.
Greg: No, I'm quite fine, thanks.

by PaperMachete October 26, 2005

damn you

A common phrase expressing frustration or annoyance with someone or hatred, cursing him/her. Pretty self-explanatory.

Damn you, Fiorella! Why did you sleep with someone else!

by papermachete December 28, 2005

dularious

(adj.) Like fularious, but damn instead of fuckin. Dularious = damn hilarious.

Did you see that dularious monkey sling its feces at those tourists?

by papermachete November 14, 2005

yonder

adv.
In or at that indicated place: the house over yonder.

adj.
Being at an indicated distance, usually within sight: “Yonder hills,” he said, pointing.

pron.
One that is at an indicated place, usually within sight.

(dictionary.com)

Look over there at the big blue yonder.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

sleep nazi

A person who insists on sleeping at a certain time each night and will even try to convince you to sleep early too. Cannot sleep with a computer monitor on and doesn't want you to work on your homework while he/she is sleeping even if you offer to position the monitor so as not to disturb him/her. Usually uptight about really minor stuff. Gets pissed off easily at night. Does not mind disrupting another person's education by making them work on homework the next day instead of finishing it at three in the morning while he/she is asleep.

That guy is such a sleep nazi. I had to use to the fucking computer lab the entire night because he was bitching about not getting to sleep at night.

by papermachete December 28, 2005