PaperMachete's definitions

food

that which you have to eat to survive.

i got home..got some food..no wait..smoked some pot..got some food..no..ordered a burrito..took out the trash

by papermachete December 28, 2005

failure

A bad excuse not to try.

You'll never learn from past failures if you don't try.

by PaperMachete December 28, 2005

Sherminator

Chuck Sherman's nickname in American Pie and American Pie 2.

A kickass RA who break dances, does wushu, and is an all-around badass.

Chuck Sherman: I am The Sherminator. I'm a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time, to change the future for one lucky lady.

Sherman: Yeayuh!

That kid is suck a crazy ass motherfucker; he's a sherminator.

by PaperMachete November 5, 2005

tongue

an instrument used to produce infinite pleasure

my tongue tasted the sweetness of the chocolate, causing me to orgasm.

her tongue roamed all over my body, causing me to orgasm.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

36c's

a pair of really really ridiculously gorgeous or big tits

. Delphi moaned as Yan massaged and licked her supple 36c's .

by papermachete November 8, 2005

yuck

Formerly used as an onomatopoetic expression to describe the sound of laughter in '60s theatrical jargon.

A decade later was used as an expression of distaste, disgust, or revulsion by people who attended comedy clubs, probably due to the disgusting nature of the jokes told in a more vulgarity-tolerant society. Can also be used in its adjective form, yucky.

see also: blech, ew, yucky, ick, icky

Yuck-yuck, you make me laugh with your silly antics sometimes, Bob.

Yuck! There's a freakin' fly in my soup!

by papermachete December 28, 2005

boring ass

Really really really ridiculously boring.

That physics lecture was so boring ass, I fell asleep with my leg behind my ear and my finger in my ass.

by PaperMachete October 26, 2005