PaperMachete's definitions

dontcha know

a phrase commonly heard in minnesota with a minnesotan accent.

what bobby's mom from bobby's world says a lot in a minnesotan accent.

i'm a loser, dontcha know.

bobby's a right sweetheart, dontcha know.

by papermachete November 3, 2005

boring ass

Really really really ridiculously boring.

That physics lecture was so boring ass, I fell asleep with my leg behind my ear and my finger in my ass.

by PaperMachete October 26, 2005

gnarwhal

Alternate spelling of narwhal meant to stress the gnarliness of the narwhal.

Narwhals are so gnarly that they should be named gnarwhals.

by papermachete November 5, 2005

nothing

i. What you can find here between these two arrows ----> <----.

ii. Something important to Ben Kweller.

iii. The opposite of something. Something that does not exist concretely.

Nothing will stop me from getting some booty tonight! Except my face. And my girlfriend.

Ben Kweller: Nothing isn't nothing nothing’s something that’s important to me. That's right. And everyone’s a little nothing that is how it should be. That's right.
That's right - sha sha. sha doo.

Isn't nothing something?

by PaperMachete December 28, 2005

Flesh and Blood

From Shakespeare's Hamlet this term means 'one's family'. Your brother, sister, mom or dad would be your own flash and blood.

If you dare touch my flesh and blood, I will bring my hammer down on you like Thor gone berserk.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

scrumdiddlyumptious

a word originally coined by Roald Dahl, a kickass author of books that ruled my childhood

means really delicious or really marvelous

mmmmm...those children tasted scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...that beer was scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...your mom was scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...that sex was scrumdiddlyumptious
you get the picture

by PaperMachete November 2, 2005

sigh

(v.) To exhale depressedly.
(n.) The sound of above. 2. The sound of people having sex.

Their sighs gradually crescendoed until she was screaming as she rode up and down his cock harder and harder.

*Sigh* I'm broke.

He sighed as the leaves fell on his head.

by papermachete December 28, 2005