flying fuckfish

(n.) A fish native to the Amazon, known for getting it on with multiple species, especially with randy pirhanas. A dangerous species to deal with if you don't keep your holes or your wang covered, as they will fly towards either like Paris Hilton presented with a ganting guy and a camera. A constant source of marvel and horniness for horny ichthyologists across the world.

(interj.) A phrase meaning fuck with distant ties to the flying fuck (the flying fuckfish is the primary source of food fot the flying fuck). Used if the situation you're cursing is bizarre, you're confused, or if you're in the mood for alliteration. Can also be used interchangeably with flying fuck.
Dr. Hornhump, Ichthyologist emeritus: Be careful of the flying fuckfish, Fiorella, they can find the most obscure and well-covered holes like Osama Bin Laden on a hot, Afghani day.

Juwanna Tinkle: What's the capital of Assyria?!
Me: Flying fuckfish! How the hell should I know?
by papermachete November 05, 2005
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36c's

a pair of really really ridiculously gorgeous or big tits
. Delphi moaned as Yan massaged and licked her supple 36c's .
by papermachete November 08, 2005
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tongue

an instrument used to produce infinite pleasure
my tongue tasted the sweetness of the chocolate, causing me to orgasm.

her tongue roamed all over my body, causing me to orgasm.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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gnarwhal

Alternate spelling of narwhal meant to stress the gnarliness of the narwhal.
Narwhals are so gnarly that they should be named gnarwhals.
by papermachete November 05, 2005
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Flesh and Blood

From Shakespeare's Hamlet this term means 'one's family'. Your brother, sister, mom or dad would be your own flash and blood.
If you dare touch my flesh and blood, I will bring my hammer down on you like Thor gone berserk.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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scrumdiddlyumptious

a word originally coined by Roald Dahl, a kickass author of books that ruled my childhood

means really delicious or really marvelous
mmmmm...those children tasted scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...that beer was scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...your mom was scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...that sex was scrumdiddlyumptious
you get the picture
by PaperMachete November 02, 2005
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okey dokey

Another way of saying okeydoke, okey, sure, alright, sure thing

Appeared first in around 1930.

Famously used in the movie Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, which interestingly corresponds to that time era, by Short Round, the Vietnamese kid with the hat, who also starred in the Goonies.
Short Round: Okey dokey Dr. Jones. Hold on to your potatoes.
by papermachete April 10, 2006
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