Hobum 

Homeless bum that refuses to work. They're homeless because they are a bum. Mix of the word hobo and bum.

Boy 1: Did you see that hobum today?
Boy 2: ya! he was taking a hagoo on the street!
Boy 1: That's disgusting.

Hobum by hagoola June 19, 2011

Chat Hobum

A chat hobum is one of the dozens of people who sit in a chat room and refuse to talk, they often minimize the chat window and forget about it all together. Adversely they sometimes just watch the chat room waiting for girls offering to cyber, rp, or trade pictures.

(50 online)
Koolaid: so you heard the new linkin park album?
radda: of course, it's the sickest!
pandabear: Agreed
Koolaid: so there are like 50 people online but we're the only ones talking?
(49 online)
Koolaid: screw you chat server
pandabear: yeah, that bunch of chat hobums!

Chat Hobum by MC Koolaid October 18, 2010

hojumper 

One who is active with the promiscuous.

Ben Dover was a major hojumper in his youth!

hojumper by I, Wreckerrr November 18, 2016

Hobama 

This refers to the popular coupling of Harry Styles, a member of the British boyband One Direction, and President Barack Obama. Those devoted to this ship believe "Larry" is a cover up for their relationship.

Girl 1: " Did you see Harry tweet at Obama the other day?"
Girl 2: " Yeah it's a shame Michelle has no idea about Hobama"

Hobama by Megalomaniac- October 17, 2015

hobunkie 

teens with an eastern block background, new to the neighborhood, usually tormented or tormentors, trouble with authority, love to fight, steal, skip school, smoke weed, terrorize teachers.

"hey lets play hookey with the hobunkies today" or "did you see the hobunkie kick the shit out of bobby yesterday?"

hobunkie by Weebs67 December 7, 2006

hoobum 

when a person only has one hole from which he or she urinates, defecates, fornicates, and gives birth

on a bird it is known as a vent, on a person it is known as a hoobum

Get your nasty hoobum away from me!

hoobum by Jordan Q. January 4, 2009

hobbmate 

1. It is basically a fellow human being who have the craving for the same things as you. (hobby+mate)
2. It's your your long lost twin separated at the time you were created, and will give your life a whole new meaning once you find them. It's the best form of best friend you can find. They'd understand & do all the stupid things with you.
3. It's coined by Hobbmate who also owns the trademark for the word, which is off-course the new social app as Insta is dying because of its shitty non-chronological feed as you may guess.

Human1: Hey you also love this stupid game? I thought I was the only one.
Another Human: OMG! You too? I thought no one will understand me.
Human1: Whoa this means we're hobbmates!!!

Another Human: Where were you my whole life?
Human1 thinking the same & wondering why are you still reading this for so long.

hobbmate by Urban Tonny February 25, 2018